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A medley of not giving a fuck and not giving a shit. In addition to expressing you don't give a fuck, you furthermore reduce the topics about which you don't give a fuck to shit.
I was thinking about her but then realized I don't give a fuck about shit
by dontgohomeangelina April 16, 2016
mugGet the i don't give a fuck about shitmug.
What you say when youve just had enough and cant be bovered to listen to someone drone on for any longer.
geography teacher: today we are learning about global warming

!st person: global warming will soon cause massive destruction and in about 40 generations global death.

2nd person:do you know what, i dont give a bloody shit.
by daisyssis21 December 8, 2009
mugGet the you know what, i dont give a bloody shitmug.
The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
mugGet the Hard to give a shit when you have to take onemug.

Giving half a shit

Not caring about a subject at all and being straight forward about it
A guy is giving half a shit that his brother is going to tell on him
by I give half a shit July 1, 2020
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Twice as bad as not giving 1 shit in conjunction with an expedited timeline of when all care runs out completely. To include total disregard of other opinions or inputs.
I'm done, I don't give 2 shits till sundown if you go out with the girls tonight or not just leave me alone.
by Da BK May 26, 2023
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