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gentlemens relish

by nivek August 27, 2003
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Gentlemen's Sausage

Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?

Henry: The Plums, chest,....?

Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.

Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale
by BalckBaron November 13, 2011
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Gentlemen's Resources

"What are you doing"
"I am browsing the Gentlemen's Resources"
"So your looking at Porn then"
"Yes, that I am"
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The Gentlemen

When someone is wearing a top hat everyone must say 'The Gentlemen'. You may only say this and put on the top hat after it falls on someone's head randomly.
As popularized by How I Met Your Mother
by RaphIsAweomse October 21, 2012
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Gentlemens gel

I sprayed so much gentlemens gel into my partners hair she looked like Cameron Diaz in "Theres something about Mary".
by Single handed sailor April 21, 2010
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gentlemens cockblock

When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.
-- At a Party --

Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!

*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks
by unger53194 September 19, 2011
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Gentlemen's Shower

A shower that consists of copious amounts of cologne, body spray, and/or deodorant without actually showering. The purpose of the gentlemen's shower is to appear as a gentleman, even though you're a filthy slob who can't bother to shower.
John was running late for his interview so he took a gentlemen's shower as to appear as a functional member of society.
by TeoMcDohl December 15, 2014
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