Cum Garage

A complete ho who is down to fuck at any time.

Guy: "Wanna smash? Im bored af..."
Cum Garage: "Yeah im down"

by fuckyou939 December 17, 2016

Brian's Garage

A marijuana clubhouse runned by Brian Good Year in the ghetto area of Park lawn.

Yo wheres that smell of kush coming from? Thats Brian's garage.

by Brain Goodyear July 5, 2012

Gargamellian

Main Entry:
- Gar·ga·mel·ian
Pronunciation:
- gar-gē-me-lē-ən
Function:
- adjective
Etymology:
- Gargamel (see Smurfs)
Date:
- 1958

1: Of or relating to Gargamel

2: Acting in such a way to display common qualities associated with Gargamel, such as duplicity, carelessness, incompetence, incomprehensible motivations, a marked lack of planning, and a sort of petty evil.

This whole "get universities to ban Darwin" plot is Gargamellian in its glory.

by SmoovB June 24, 2009

garage sale

a way to show the world how quickly you give up on hobbies

1: this is a nice baseball bat, where did you get it?
2: i used to play but i gave up so now i'm selling it for two cents

by christin September 6, 2003

gargantuINT

A number so large it cannot be voiced.

Similar to INT, smallINT, HUGEint, tinyINT, bigINT as used in Microsoft SQL Server 2000 to define datatypes in queries.

When declaring an variable in TSQL: @example gargantuINT (G)
@example2 char(9) is a type already.

by Roger & Eric --EIT Class of NDP0904 October 27, 2005

gargantuan balls

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."

Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
Person 1: I hope he gets better.

by pinjer September 30, 2018

A tank garage

Female with an extaordinarily large vaginal opening.

I hope that dude knows he's about to park in a tank garage.

by Ted Bryson January 15, 2008