you might jus look at him as a freind but as time goes on you’ll really start catching these feelings you can’t get rid of. the kind that don’t leave your mind. you’ll start seeing how amazing he is. how sweet he is and how he never fails to make you laugh and smile. brody will always consider your opinions and your feelings in situations. he’s got that akward funny laugh with that pretty smile that doesn’t leave your head. he’ll pull you out of that low point you were struggling to get out of. he’ll make life seem all bright and happy again. he always makes sure you take of yourself. you’ll constantly question why you deserve someone amazing as him. life with him seems like one of those disney love songs.
by yoshiisthebest! June 05, 2022
AKA Political Conspiracism . The belief that those one politically disagrees with (esp. those that oppose one's favored candidate) are in on a massive conspiracy to overturn said belief/candidate. Though Ben Garrison and other Trump supporters of his ilk are textbook examples,by no means are they the only ones. Others include:
-Joseph Stalin's Great Purges
-Robespierre's Reign of Terror
-McCarthyism
etc.
-Joseph Stalin's Great Purges
-Robespierre's Reign of Terror
-McCarthyism
etc.
by 0926200 June 04, 2023
From indie thriller to nuclear thriller, Macon's Lloyd Garrison is at the heart of the atomic decision, wild right?
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's that in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Macon Blair As Lloyd Garrison, atomic stakes indie vibes
Person 1: Who's that in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Macon Blair As Lloyd Garrison, atomic stakes indie vibes
by courtofowls September 04, 2023
by the missile knows where it is September 03, 2023
A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.
Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
by cwazy doode January 05, 2018
by kgoose March 04, 2024
to make a error even though you know you are making the error, but continue to do so. mostly for food or drink orders that are repetitive every day.
"I am in here everyday ordering the same drink, but somehow the same barista I see every day garrisoned my drink!".
by PNWjimbo13 March 25, 2021