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guitarsehole

An individual, usually a male, who believes that his skills as a rock guitarist entitle him to behave in questionable ways towards others. His sense of self-importance is turned up to eleven, which makes him a less than ideal long-term dating prospect, dining companion, or roommate. Often an emosogynist in his interactions with women, the guitarsehole fares no better with men as he believes that arguing the merits of tube versus transistor amplifiers makes for engaging party conversation.
1. "I used to live with that guitarsehole. He spent more time on his hair than on washing the dishes, wouldn't shut up about the math rock band he had in high school, and was always trying to figure out why he couldn't find a smart enough woman to date."
by lucky wendy August 17, 2008
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Guifakist

The lead guitarists of Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons. Often people who fake playing guitars that aren’t plugged in onstage.
Did you see that Cars For Kids commercial? That kid is a guifakist.
by CrosbyBrendan June 22, 2020
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PRS guitars

The best guitar ever. Made in the western shore of Maryland, Paul Reed Smith Guitars has been in the process for 25 years and continue to produce the greatest guitars ever just like the new shred guitar the Teroro
Gibson Guitarist- Dude my guitar needs tunned hold on
PRS Guitarist_- haha my guitar dont know how to go out of tune, PRS Guitars, they are the best

Gibson-0 Can i try the guitar
PRS- Sure
Gibson- SICK DUDE< give me my Gibson, *SMASH* Piece of junk
by prsguitaristdude October 28, 2010
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guitastrophe

A guitastrophe occurs when a guitar solo is so intense, people get hurt.
Damn man, I played some Dragonforce the other day. It was a guitastrophe :D
by Matt Cirka January 15, 2008
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Guitartistry

A combination of the words Guitar and Artistry.
Used in reference to someone's guitar playing skills.

Can be used in most situations.
I don't know where Dave got that guitartistry. He was all over the place during that solo.

Susan needs to work on her guitartistry. I think my ears are bleeding.
by Minimcbeef June 21, 2010
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Scarfs and Guitars

A mildly popular webshow starring two girls named Halle (Ha-LEE) and Sofia. The show name is a tribute to the musical Rent, but also because they call themselves "Cute and Noisy" They talk about popular TV shows, books and Musicals. Very recently they had their first musical performance by a friend.
" Do you watch Scarfs and Guitars?
by Anya Mimi September 5, 2010
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Guitarsonist

One who slays with an axe, in this case an axe is a guitar. A guitar player that literally melts faces and makes babies cry while shredding on his guitar, a.k.a. an awesome guitar player.
Zakk Wylde is a guitarsonist, yeah he melts faces.
by Drewcz21 January 31, 2009
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