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Granola Chomper

Extreme liberal, green-freak, hippie-dippie from a place such as Berkeley. They move into your community and coat it in PC, making you want to move.
The granola chompers destroy their own cities then move in to new communities and destroy those.
by Connacht July 19, 2009
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granola conservative

A person who is politically conservative, yet cultivates a healthy suspicion of mass culture, as well as an appreciation for aesthetics and cultural artifacts that would normally be associated with leftist leanings.
Wayne's Birkenstocks and his taste for organically grown vegetables belied his granola conservative beliefs.
by Alo Konsen September 16, 2003
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granola girl

A girl who doesn't wear a bit of makeup, has a very low-maintenance appearance, dresses in mainly earth tone colors and the clothing is very casual (even in more formal occasions). She will also wear comfort footwear such as Birkenstock or Jesus sandals. Looks very bland - like granola.
by Cin895655 October 12, 2013
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granola child

a modern hippie. One who "enjoys" tie-dye, granola and peace...man.
like...whoa...a granola child
by gracie lucy June 29, 2006
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Granola Hoe

Promiscuous girl that likes to hike, camp, or just hang out in the forrest or wooded area.
My buddy and me ran up on some granola hoes in the woods and had a really good time camping.
by Vanalia Viking August 1, 2018
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granola stoner

A person who is normally always high, uses all natural earth like products and foods, and enjoys earth dances when the sun rises and sets.
The granola stoner was up at 6am dancing with the sun rise and smoking his weed.
by Nursie93 February 25, 2017
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Ariola Granola

Ariana Grande’s nickname 👍😌
Ermahgerd are you listening to Ariola Granola??
by buggetha fanpage November 27, 2020
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