gorton, one of manchesters roughest towns, thriving with scallies and a society that will quick enough shit on your grave than arange your funerals. To be a true person from gorton, you have to carry a knife, have the skills to "twok" a car, wear cheap tracksuits and be/ have a girl pregnant at 15. such a wonderfull place! no, realy, i do love it
by terra boi fromk da manc bronx October 26, 2007
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A friend of ours who recently achieved 70 range. Also known to be a member of the fire and wind stryke team for pking. His personal quote, "What's a gort?"
Haha!
-Matey Pirate out.
Haha!
-Matey Pirate out.
by Sact3 and Alex July 16, 2004
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Get the Gorton Fisherman mug.A Gorthos is a hoopy frood who started life as your average run of the mill super-intelligent human, but slowly evolves in to a super-human in many ways. As a Gorthos ages, he tends to not only maintain his like and ability in all things technical and generally nerdy, he also is able to get dates with attractive yet also slightly geeky nerd-girls. This makes him a diety among fellow nerds and although scorn occasionally rains down upon him from less fortunates, most often his charisma of 18 wins the day, even with decryers.
"I'm worried about little Timmy. He won't play hockey."
"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."
"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"
"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."
"But of course!"
"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."
"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"
"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."
"But of course!"
by Bob Goatu October 24, 2008
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