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A way of pleasing/masturbating to yourself
Me and my buddy zachary horgan were gooning to eachother all last night
gooning by anonymous January 31, 2025
Gooning is a sexual technique where you run things on horny autopilot trying to avoid getting boinked and losing the edging streak.Usually done while watching anime waifus.

Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.
He is gooning over anime girls.

She is gooning over Caleb from love and deepspace
Gooning by ohioskibidiboo February 3, 2025
Gooning is where a male masterbate's so hard that his penis feels so irritated by the ghost effect stroking his cock. When a man is in the "Gooning" state his body and face will take on weird expressions like him having his tongue and penis out at the same time. A man has to be insanely horny to enter the gooning state. Once achieved the man will be intensely satisfied with how his edging session turned to a gooning session.
Daddy stop stroking it!
Sorry bitch but its not stroking i'm gooning
Gooning by LexiGooner67 March 27, 2025
Dude, I'm exhausted, I'm gooning over here.
Gooning by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025
The act of zoning out, mindlessly staring into space, or losing oneself in thought; often done humorously or casually among teens. Not necessarily associated with anything inappropriate or explicit.
"Dude, stop gooning and pay attention, class isn't over yet."
Gooning by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025
Spacing out, staring at nothing, or just totally zoning. Usually when you’re bored, tired, or your brain just decides to take a mini vacation. Nothing gross or weird, just funny or random.
"I totally missed what she said, I was gooning the whole time."
Gooning by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025