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"damn that girl's a goof"
goof by johnny apple March 24, 2008
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Goof is a word made up to identify the lowest common denominator. Those who use it outside of jail are labeling themselves as living far below the poverty line. It ends up speaking more of them than the person it's being flung at.

You never hear anyone who doesn't receive a welfare use it.
Man A: "Man B is a goof!"
Everyone: "Damn, Man A is poor."
goof by o3mta3o June 5, 2016
An incredibly loud, embarrasing and/or stinky fart in a public place, like a Chinese restaurant in the Beaches in Toronto called the "GOOF" or an elevator.
Waitress: What would you like to .. OMIGOD, WHAT'S THAT AWFUL SMELL?!

Customer: My bad, I goofed.
Goof by Have you seen your mom? January 15, 2009
get something (usually free or stolen), and then sell it back to someone else
I'm a goof josh's iPod for 200$
goof by Santens October 13, 2007
Describing the action of taking a quick dive in the pool or swimming for less than 27 seconds. Most commonly used in afrikaans culture
goof by gidmeister June 19, 2014
To ejaculate, also the nickname of a brother in a certain fraternity.
1. Dude, I just saw that bitches cootch, I think I just goofed my pants.
goof by rl44 November 7, 2007