hang gliding

dick riding , pole jocking, brown nose or in other words they are hanging on to another nigga nutz. When you agree to everything somebody else says all the time, you are hanggliding on their nuts. You have two hands on their balls, one leg down and one leg up therefore giving the appearance of a hang glider.

example:
You hang gliding all on that nigga's nuts.

by Huey Raguan March 8, 2008

Hang Gliding Over Russia

Masturbating; just with an exotic name that makes you sound like a dick.

Flab: Hey, where's Jiggy?

Cheese: Probably hang gliding over Russia.

Flab: Good call, you douchebag.

by FlabCaptain February 24, 2010

Red Glide X level 9

When a morbidly obese woman with thighs covered in cellulite uses an extra small tampon and it slides out and ramps off the cellulite into a guys eye, which in turn causes him to vomit on her pubic area, and after the tampon a deoderant stick flies out covered in crabs and his the guy in the balls, giving him crabs that bite him then inturn he jumps and steps on the womans massive single boob which explodes abcess puss all over the world, which drowns and Al Gore makes a documentary of it including the 2girls1cup video to explain everything from your baby's daddy to juniors syphallis.

Dude, I just got to red glide x level 9

by Biccc April 20, 2008

Gerbil Gliding

Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.

Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.

by Darkerone March 20, 2025

Glide

A more elegant term for an assortment of wine samples, similar to a flight of beer

Would you like some wine to taste?

Yes my good sir, ill take a glide

by crazychickling July 3, 2019

hyper glide

When you intentionally hydroplane across a section of water, as to glide across it.

Better hold on cuz we are about to HYPER GLIDE across this puddle!

by Dareld Dewme November 16, 2023

Bro Glide

The action of a man, mostly a frat boy (or Bro) rubbing his male private parts in between another bro's backside cheeks.

Technically, the action doesn't have to be between two males. A woman's back side cheeks can be used as well, which is also commonly known as Ho Gliding or Bare Back Grinding.

"I got a six pack of natty ice! Let's bro glide!"

"Who's up for a game of, who can bro glide the best without bro'ing your load?"

by Spazztaz March 1, 2010