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FreeBSD Zealot

(1)Someone who openly advocates group sex and/or bestiality or pornography focused on these subjects. (2) Someone with a large collection of pornographic material or extensive online presense of group sex and bestiality, especially someone who shares this with friends and coworkers.
I'm probably a "FreeBSD Zealot". If you give me a hit of X, I could f--k a goat.
by heloisesuncle September 12, 2009
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freestyle driving

Art of operating your vehicle that requires mental dexterity, thinking outside the box and an indifference toward the law.

Includes, but is not limited to:
*right-to-go-left U-turns (instead of waiting to go left at a long light)
*driving through parking lots
*rolling stop signs
*using the shoulder and service alleys as additional lanes

For showing off, personal entertainment and especially getting to work on time.
-"How'd you get here so fast? Traffic's backed up for a mile on Texas St."
-"Why, freestyle driving, of course. We cut off on Anderson, turned onto Village on two wheels, rolled the stop sign onto Hollemon, took the alleys behind the Marble Slab and Hastings and came through the Target parking lot. I know an even faster way to get back."
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Freestyle King

This one nice man that goes by the name of Juice FUCKING Wrld
Son : Dad who is the Freestyle King

Dad: Well son lemme tell you about this young king named Juice Wrld ...
by Loopise999 December 8, 2020
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Freebie

When you are in a monogamous relationship and given the ok to have a guilt-free, no-questions-asked one-night stand.
1. Don't need a freebie, I have my Scoobear

2. Jon Bon Jovi is my freebie
by ya_bayb September 17, 2010
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freestyle snoozing

the act of relying on yourself to wake up after you turn off your alarm, and not using the snooze button, usually resulting in falling back to sleep. most of the time accidental
Hey man why are you late for work today?

I'm totally sorry, I was freestyle snoozing.
by Easy76 April 21, 2010
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Freebason

A member of a secretive fraternal order whose primary activity centers around the recreational self administration of cocaine hydrocloride via the smoking route.
Guy 1: "I just got stabbed and mugged by a couple of crackheads down the street."
Guy 2: "Calling someone a crackhead is offensive. They're called Freebasons now."
by Lil Pooty October 19, 2018
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Freebands

Short for free contraband, and free giveaway / selling of any marijuana, cocaine or xanax.
Hey, i have a freebands for party later.
by BlackGuyWhoHasSecrets January 21, 2020
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