Four points of contact

Noun: 1) the Australian national standard of boat passenger safety

Example:
Captain: “Get in the boat, it’s not safe to be there while we are moving!”
Passenger: “F U captain, I have four points of contact”
Captain: “True, carry on”

by Scurvy Sailor October 6, 2020

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

When a girl is having sex, while on her period, while peeing, and shitting on the guy, and then throwing up all at the same time.

Me and this girl I met were feeling like getting real dirty one night, so i let her perform the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on me.

by PrimateWarrior April 10, 2023

four years old

someone who is da youngest person evah!!!

how old are you?
im four years old!!!!!!!

by nattyjubiedeeznuts.com June 11, 2025

Theory of the Four Facets of Science

An expansion of the Three Facets model that adds a crucial fourth dimension: the Academic-Structural-Organized Facet. This recognizes science as a concrete institutional apparatus—universities, departments, journals, tenure committees, grant agencies, conferences, and hierarchies. Where the Three Facets model captures science as method, as belief system, and as power structure, the Four Facets model adds the messy reality of science as a workplace and career path. This facet explains how academic politics shapes research priorities, how publication pressures incentivize certain kinds of science over others, and how institutional inertia can preserve outdated paradigms long after they should have been abandoned. The four facets together—Methodological-Logical, Religious-Ideological, Social-Political-Economic, and Academic-Structural-Organized—provide a complete framework for understanding science as a human activity.

Theory of the Four Facets of Science Example: "The replication crisis isn't just bad methodology—it's a Four Facets problem: methodological failures (Facet 1), ideological commitment to certain findings (Facet 2), economic pressure to publish positive results (Facet 3), and an academic structure that rewards quantity over quality (Facet 4)."

by Abzugal March 11, 2026

Theory of the Four Spheres of Hegemony

A master blueprint for how any ruling class—from ancient emperors to modern corporate oligarchs—maintains total control. Jiang breaks it down into four layered, interlocking spheres of influence that radiate from the center of power outward. Sphere 1: Groups of Power are the actual people in the room where it happens—the political inner circle, billionaire cabals, or secretive committees that make the real decisions. Sphere 2: Institutions are the formal and informal rules they create to codify their power (laws, constitutions, market regulations, even unwritten social codes). Sphere 3: Hegemonic Thinking is the conquered mindset of the populace—the “common sense” ideologies, educational narratives, and media messages that make the existing order seem natural and inevitable. Sphere 4: Coercion is the final, brutal backstop, divided into Visible coercion (police, military, courts) and Invisible coercion (surveillance, algorithmic control, social credit, the threat of ruin). The theory’s key insight: true hegemony operates from the inside out. By the time Sphere 4 is needed, the system has already failed. The goal is to live so comfortably in Spheres 2 and 3 that you never question who’s in Sphere 1.

*Example: “Using the Four Spheres theory, modern America looks like this: Sphere 1 is the Davos/Wall Street/D.C. nexus. Sphere 2 is the two-party system and corporate lobbying rules. Sphere 3 is the ‘American Dream’ propaganda and both sides of the culture war. Sphere 4 is the militarized police and the NSA’s data dragnet. If you’re angrily debating Sphere 3 culture wars, you’re totally distracted from the guys in Sphere 1 rewriting Sphere 2 rules to their benefit.”* It's the Theory of the Four Spheres of Hegemony.

by Abzugal January 24, 2026

The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse

Simultaneously getting faded off of

1). Cannabis flower (weed)
2). Cannabis concentrates (Wax/dabs)
3). Hashish
4). Edibles

It is best to take the edible first, wait 45 minutes, smoke a joint or blunt with both flower and hash in it, and then take a dab. If you’d like you can just take an edible and smoke a joint/blunt with all three of the remaining horsemen.

Will get you hella faded, do not drive.

Example 1).

Me: Yo what you got?

Plug: Anything

Me: Weed?

Plug: Hell yeah. The four horsemen!

2).

Friend: Dude you look fucking out of it today!

Me: Yeah, last night I took an edible, smoked a blunt with flower and hash, and took like 7 dabs. I’m pretty zonked even still today.

Friend: Ah! The Four Horsemen of the Cannapocalypse!

by danasp_42 May 22, 2022

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023