Kobe

While having sex, the man counts his thrusts out loud until reaching 81 when he promptly pulls out, yells 'KOBE,' and leaves.

Woman 1- 'Last night the guy I was with counted to 81 and then yelled something and left.'

Woman 2- 'Aw damn girl, you got the Kobe.'

by Simon Martin June 17, 2008

A Kobe

Someone who backs out of something their incredible at.

Person 1: Man I don't think I can keep playing basketball even though I have 5 NBA title rings.

Person 2: Dude your such a Kobe

by Cjstyles June 25, 2010

Kobe

Every female's worst nightmare

Oh my gosh! KOBE BRYANT! NOOOOO!!!

by Erin March 28, 2005

KOBE

when someone or something is ridiculously great or fun

dizzam. i shot the j and i yelled "KOBE!!"

by big_dogg November 28, 2006

Kobe

The act of crashing into the side of a mountain

P1: How did Jonathon die
P2: He Kobe

P1: F

by Ismokeonthedevilslettixe January 31, 2020

Kobe

1. (v.) To rape someone.
2. (adj.) Piece of shit who sniffs butt pirate Rick Fox's gay asshole.

Man, I toally Kobied that bitch.

by fucklakers June 01, 2004

Kobe

He is the black Polanski

Kobe is goin to jail

by Rulaan July 25, 2004