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flamingo shit launcher

A flamingo that appears to have a dinosaur tooth up its pussy so it just starts explosively shitting.

mostly on your mom, bitch.
Yo I went to Disney world and goofy had a fucking flamingo shit launcher, my nigga.
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Dutch Flamingo

A dutch sex position involving a yellow dildo being taped onto someone's nose while wearing a pink house robe. They have to stick the didlo into the women or man's desired entry point (anus, vagina, or mouth) while acting like a flamingo.

This method of sexual pleasing is most common amongst people of the dutch variety.
Girl: Wow , i got a dutch flamingo yesterday by this dutch man
Girl2: Oh my god!
Girl: Yeah it was amazing, do you want his number?
Girl2: sure!
by lolroflbagel March 8, 2011
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flamingo

Flamingos are simply the tools of the U.S. government around the world. C'mon, like there's really such thing as a big bird that ALWAYS stands on one foot?! That so called "foot" is simply a pole for the wires to trail down, ya know, the ones that are connected to the camera in those beady little eyes. They aren't animals. They are machines tracking your movement. Ever hear something strange at night, look out the window and see something pink? That's right. Spy-bird, codenamed "Flamingo" Now I have to go, because the government is probably going to trace me after sending this message.
Kill all the flamingos! The government knows more than you think!
by Oddjobguy147 March 6, 2007
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Flamingo

Flaming Homosexuals. Used primarily among homosexuals themselves as a type of affectionate brotherly calling.
"There are way too many flamingos at this gay bar" said the straight guy.
by flaming and proud June 1, 2010
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flamingo

a flamingo is someone that means the world to you! like a best friend, someone that you never want to loose.
wow i love you so much! i never want to loose you, you’re my flamingo! 🦩
by flamingoooooooooooooooo February 12, 2021
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pop the flamingo

Take a huge dump on someones lawn or someone in perticular.
"Dude, i just popped the flamingo on Bill's lawn!"
by $$Andy June 4, 2005
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flamingo fan

annoying little 7 year olds who think theyre funny
Me: yo dude i just won this one fight on ROBLOX
flamingo fan: NOOB E E E E YO TENGO ;-;
Me: what
by oweiusfd May 26, 2021
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