Floor gang! Imagine being ceiling...
by Crelliott April 20, 2020
The absolute saddest a person can be, especially in regards to heartbreak, as defined by the act of sitting on the floor and crying while eating an entire pack of ramen. It is sadness on a level where you can't even make it through doing mundane activities like eating a meal without bursting into tears and sobbing uncontrollably.
by HoodieRipper October 15, 2013
A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.
by Led Zeppole November 13, 2003
by FLOOR GANG FLOOR GANG O _0 April 22, 2020
Mike: Did you see Sean at that party last night?
John: Yeah, after some Taco Bell and vodka he took a massive floor duke in the middle of the hallway.
John: Yeah, after some Taco Bell and vodka he took a massive floor duke in the middle of the hallway.
by ST1NGER11 April 15, 2021
by lindseye03 May 22, 2017
Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.
Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.
by Charlie Foxtrott September 09, 2009