floof

extra ornamentation unnecessary for function.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Someone can also be a flooferhead. A person that loves to apply unnecessary ornamentation to things.

She floofed up the house for the Christmas party by putting 100 candles on the mantle.

The chargers were extra floof under the plates.

Martha Stuart is the queen of flooferheads.

by pamalamadingdong1 December 10, 2009

danger floof

A bear, tiger or any other vicious fuzzy animal.

Jamal: Oh SHIT, that's a Danger Floof!
*In loving memory of Jamal*
nope rope

by MyNameJuan April 6, 2017

goof the floof

Scientology slang for masturbation

Xenu took the last moments he had in office to really goof the floof.

by supressive_person August 4, 2006

Sea Floof

A fluffy Sea creature such as a seal.

Hey Jason, check out that Sea Floof.

by Kaosiow September 18, 2018

Mean floof

A mean smol dog that is mean to other dogs.

‘Look at that mean floof’

by Mean floof February 25, 2018

floof bean

floof bean is directed towards cats and dogs for the most part.

THE FLOOF BEAN IS ADORABLE!!!!!!!

by le floof bean February 17, 2021

emo floof

Let's face it. We all know one. An Emo floof is a man or woman who decides that they are useless wastes of space, usually thinking that black/brown cotten candy hair style looks awesome.

They have small penises, too.

He is an "Emo Floof", god damnit.

Everyone knows you're an "Emo Floof."

by Nolyx April 9, 2017