diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

danger floof

A bear, tiger or any other vicious fuzzy animal.

Jamal: Oh SHIT, that's a Danger Floof!
*In loving memory of Jamal*
nope rope

by MyNameJuan April 6, 2017

goof the floof

Scientology slang for masturbation

Xenu took the last moments he had in office to really goof the floof.

by supressive_person August 5, 2006

Mean floof

A mean smol dog that is mean to other dogs.

‘Look at that mean floof’

by Mean floof February 25, 2018

floof bean

floof bean is directed towards cats and dogs for the most part.

THE FLOOF BEAN IS ADORABLE!!!!!!!

by le floof bean February 17, 2021

Sea Floof

A fluffy Sea creature such as a seal.

Hey Jason, check out that Sea Floof.

by Kaosiow September 18, 2018

floof powder

A term used for baking soda, Term originally from Dylan Hollis Tiktok page.

"one and a half tea spoons of Floof powder"

by VanillaPatch August 30, 2023