fifth grade flatulence

an overly pretentious way of saying "old fart"

"geez, tihua is such fifth grade flatulence"

by dru dru July 10, 2005

Flatulence

a gaseous substance that explodes out of your sin-hole, it is often known as the 8th Deadly Sin. "Farts" as it is quite often referred to are exceptionally hilarious depending on the situation. it is mostly comprised of methane gas, sulfuric gas, and oxygen, also some other small pecentages of other gases like carbon dioxcide. The expulsion of gas creates a well known sound as we all know. This sound is created by the vibrations of your fat ass. Your ass cheeks vibrato also could expell some kind of liquideous substance, also referred to as "anal seepage" this can be quite disgusting. So if this happens to you...dont be lazy, go change your fucking pants, and wipe up for God's sake.

1) (guy) "Dude!? do you smell that flatulence?"

(friend) "Oh God! yea that was Cooner! holy shit that smells terrible!"

2) flatulence is what really killed the cat.

by tristebanana2 June 12, 2010

flapulent

A sputtering fart, caused by an overstretched anus expelling gas.

After all that buttfucking, his asshole was so loose that his farts sounded like a kazoo. He was, like, totally flapulent.

by flyingdog August 10, 2012

flatulence

the farthing of Shrek

Shrek made a flatulence while in the mud tub with Fiona....she did the same

by serdrcgvdswedf March 11, 2022

Industrial Flatulence

Gas spewed from the clenched cheeks of an industrial refinery. Usually sulfur compounds which generally smells and tastes like rotten eggs mixed with shit. Generally results in a slew of lawsuits when encountered.

One the way here we encountered a cloud of industrial flatulence that could gag a maggot.

by stink-lawyer December 19, 2009

manual flatulence

The act of releasing air through ones anus by first creating a vacuum in the colon and then releasing said air.

When Rebecca said "I love you" first, Mark realized that manual flatulence was the only action that could save him from taking the situation seriously.

by This name is already being use July 2, 2011

retaliatory flatulence

When someone releases noxious fumes as a method of exacting sweet (yet stinky) revenge on a foe.

"Dude, why does it smell so rank in here?" "Well, Chad gave Jimmy a purple nurple so Jimmy hit him with a nasty barrage of retaliatory flatulence."

by CB7652 March 20, 2015