piss flicker

a douche bag that thinks hes a hard core fighter.

Brett Sturm you are such a piss flicker.

by Ben Starling October 20, 2008

bean flickers

when a lesbian lick's a clitoras

"im gonna flick your bean tonight darlin"

by bod July 9, 2004

Flea Flicker

A trip taken by one or more co-workers during the work week, which has no legitimate work or family purpose, and is achieved through misdirection to fool work colleagues into believing it is a legitimate family trip and to fool spouse/family into believing it is a legitimate business trip. When executed properly, this seldom used, high-risk tactic, can result in significant time away from both work and family but often results in awkward silences with or nonsensical explanations to co-workers and apologies to spouses and/or family members. The “flea flicker” is considered an extreme variant of the “stretch.”

Worker 1: Have you seen co-worker X, Y or Z this week?

Worker 2: No, I thought they were in New York for meetings.

Worker 1: There are no meetings in New York this week, they must be running the flea flicker again and I can’t wait to hear the explanations for their simultaneous disappearances.

by MDM_1234 December 31, 2012

Flicker

When two people date on and off. Hence they flick from one to another.

Sarah - "I don't know if I should take him back again?"
Jess - "For god's sake girl! Stop being such a flicker and get rid of him for good!"

by Alex who is not ne of these December 30, 2005

Flicker Switcher

Another name for a television remote control. With the flick of a button you switch the channel.

Hey, can you toss me the Flicker Switcher?

by Boldmama February 4, 2010

lay a flicker

To fart.

Something stinks. John, did you just lay a flicker?

Yeah man. Must be those beans I had earlier. Sorry 'bout that.

by Aphik December 31, 2009

Flickering Asshole

A person who demonstrates inconsistent assholery.

He’s such a suck up to both teams. Flickering asshole.

Why do you have to be such a flickering asshole? When you want to fuck me up, at least do it right.

by c16a July 4, 2021