Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.

Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."

by FlashlightLegs March 9, 2018

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African Flashlight

The act of spreading open a woman's vagina, and pretending to adjust a headlamp while inspecting for herpes. Taken from the search for gold off of the west coast of Africa.

Dude, that girl you were with last night was nasty man.

Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.

by TicTac69 July 26, 2011

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Flashlighting

Like gaslighting but not as extreme

He was flashlighting her so often she began to doubt he really was cheating.

by Vogelism March 24, 2021

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Flashlight

A person, place, or thing, most often a person, that a person can focus on for direction forward emotionally.

Friend: Your life is so chaotic: how are you keeping life together?
Person: I just focus on my friends, they’re my flashlight.

by Sarizaddi September 11, 2021

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the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".

Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.

by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009

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