African Flashlight

The act of spreading open a woman's vagina, and pretending to adjust a headlamp while inspecting for herpes. Taken from the search for gold off of the west coast of Africa.
Dude, that girl you were with last night was nasty man.

Yea i know, i had to use my African Flashlight on her before i tried anything.
by TicTac69 July 26, 2011
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dick flashlight

These exist. The only dick that will light up your life.
Bob: Hey Dude you got any batteries?
Scott: Yea why?
Bob: my dick flashlight ran out
by MiniSausage + BigSausage April 14, 2018
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flashlight it

When you and your homies loose your keys in deep crevices
Hey snitches flashlight it!!!
by Lolbooooooiiiiiiii December 21, 2016
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flashlight in the closet

Omg he totally had a flashlight in the closet.
by secretlover231 March 07, 2010
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flashlight head

The stars of all jap animation. Called flashlight heads because their eyes so SOOO FRICKEN HUGE. and, they seem to glow. Many viewers of jap animation wish to reach out, and poke the eyes of these flashlight heads, 'cause they are HUGE.
You see that jap animation with the flashlight head Goku? I really want to poke his eye
by Xieflow December 02, 2003
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the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".
Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.
by flashlight victim 7815 June 03, 2009
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Forbidden Flashlight

A vape, usually one that has an LED light on the end of it. May also be used to address specific brands such as Elf Bar.
“I saw a 12 year old kid sucking on a forbidden flashlight in the school bathroom last Tuesday. Crazy right?”
by notasexualpredator August 01, 2023
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