flesh goo

An extremely stoned state in which you feel like you've melted into the couch you are sitting in

After smoking an L of that haze to the face, I was so stoned that I got a bad case of flesh goo and coulda swore I became apart of the couch...

by MaikeyBoy December 27, 2009

Flush Gordon

Someone who flushes multiple times when taking a dump.

Boy, when I went dropping anchor this morning, I swear that was Flush Gordon in the next stall - he flushed like at least 12 times!

by Your Pseudynom April 24, 2009

Flesh Glizzy

a flesh glizzy is when a man sticks his penis in a hot dog bun and tries to feed it to a person.

"hey man, you want try my flesh glizzy?"

by DrWeinerEnglarger September 7, 2020

Magic Flesh Grapes

Magical testicles that glow green under UV light.

My Magic Flesh Grapes are glowing bright today.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

automatic flush grief

The disappointed feeling you have when the automatic flush at Wal-Mart flushes the toilet before you have time to inspect your recently deposited fecal matter.

Colan had automatic flush grief when the toilet at Wal-Mart automatically flushed before he had time to inspect his recently deposited fecal matter.

by petermante April 28, 2011

Strumming the flesh guitar

synonym: Fapping - The art of making love to yourself

Daniella went home to for a session strumming the flesh guitar

by Woland1337 March 3, 2017

flesh genie

A Term Used for A Person who uses a flesh light too much.
We All Have Friend Who Masturbates too much and if they get a flesh light then say goodbye! you may never see them again.

1#Wow is He Still In There with that Flesh light?
2#yeah hes a real flesh genie!

by Logieburr December 7, 2009