five finger assault

Getting it on with your right hand (masterbating)

I was sitting at home, watching golden girls, and decided to giv'r the five finger assault.

by andyBOB September 27, 2005

five finger combo

shit in hand or get shit in hand and slap a homosapian in the face

i am going to five finger combo you ya fuck.

by Dustin Harder May 20, 2006

five finger refund

A Five-Finger-Refund is when a thief steals an item, then either themselves or a friend returns later with said item, claiming to have purchased it, and asks for a refund!

“Sh*t, we’ve ran out of beers. Time to head to ASDA with those hair products the missus stole earlier for a five finger refund!”

by Terrysuki September 14, 2023

Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter

"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"

by Paleslayer April 29, 2018

Five Finger Therapy

Getting slapped.

My mom gave me some five finger therapy because I played outside today.

by Tha Shoe July 15, 2013

Five Finger Louie

When you finger a girl from behind and put three fingers in her pussy and two in her ass

See that girl Patrice, Billy five finger louied here last night after the concert.

by Juancapore June 18, 2023

five finger flute

The band kids way of saying someone sucks dick.

I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute

by The Mexican Tyrone January 24, 2016