if the diva cup fits

Another saying for "if the shoe fits" but yassified.

Jenna: "I didn't get head from a cop."

Kaiya: "Doesn't your girlfriend have a criminal justice degree?"

Jenna: "Yes, but she isn't a cop"

Kaiya: "if the diva cup fits"

by yenandkaka February 23, 2026

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Fitster

A branch of the Hipster genus which utilizes exercise, and healthy eating habits, at the expense of cigarettes, to maintain an emaciated figure. Fitsters are also known to consume locally grown foods, and expensive fruit smoothies at the end of a 20 mile bike ride or run.

Local fitsters, Charles and Diane questioned the effort of Wolf Parade's second album as they devoured the arugala and golden beet salads they awarded themselves with post work out.

by Tehbias May 17, 2010

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fitsexual

Someone who is attracted to a healthy and fit person of the opposite sex/gender.

Jerry is dating Amanda from the gym, he must be a fitsexual!

by Mr.sir1776 June 21, 2023

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fitshaced

Even more wasted than shitfaced. Completely fucked up beyond belief. The most gone you have ever been, plus about 4 more beers and one illegal drug.

Wow, dude, ure pooping and peeing all over the place while singing the new britney Spears Song. You are completely fitshaced.

by Teabagger January 5, 2005

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Fitspo

short for "fitsporation"

Images of active, strong, and fit women that promote proper exercise and diet. May also include images healthy foods
much like thinspo (images of dangerously thin women used by people with eating disorders to motivate) but healthier.

Venus Williams is my fitsporation!

I found a great fitspo blog with pictures of celebs jogging and some yummy organic food!

by omg-theykilledrory.tumblr August 1, 2011

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