Flexer

Someone who tries to show off all their name brand stuff even though more than half the things they are wearing are off-brand

Emma: Yo! Did you see Kevin? Im pretty sure he had some Yeezys on!
Lizzie: Na, those arent the REAL Yeezys, those are so fake. Hes such a fake flexer

by cartman is my fave February 23, 2018

Masturbatory Index File

Is the systematic cataloging of persons of interest for later use as masturbation fantasy fodder. Elaborate indexes can be cross referenced by type of body, hair color, size of breasts ( if applicable ), bi-sexuality, sexual acts you envision them doing etc.

In public it can be referenced as " MI-File " pronounced MY-File

Masturbatory Index File example---"Those two women were so hot I added them to MI-File--and now they are bi-sexual and I'll be seeing them later tonight"

by knight1to1 August 2, 2009

X-File

1. An X-File is an FBI case designated "unsolved"
2. A case dealing with the Paranormal or unkown

"A X-File has been opened into Aliens"

by pooper agent September 18, 2006

Flex Zoned

When one is attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a female and said female uses her vaginal muscles to shut the opening detering one's attempt in any sexual act involving the vagina rendering the male participant "flex zoned"

Jon: I was hooking up with this girl and I couldn't get my finger in and then she told my whole band about it, it was embarrassing.

Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!

by Narwhal Nation September 1, 2014

finger file

1) Finger file is the mental retention of sexually stimulating material to recall while masturbating at a later time. 2) Finger file is the female equivalent of the spank bank for men.

Woman # 1 Did you see that new lifeguard at the beach today? I have never seen more ripped abs in my life.

Woman #2 Yea I'm going to put that in my finger file for later.

by the1realdarkman December 27, 2011

Flex

Adjective: To stunt or show off used by many rappers in various songs.

I ain't gotta flex, boy I got it, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh - Rich Homie Quan

by TrapKingzofIslip August 8, 2015

Flex

To purposely brag, or show off something you have. Mostly money or diamonds.

Man 1: I got deez diamond rings, and all this money.
Man 2: Yo, who the fuck do you think your flexing on.

by Pinkberry569k January 28, 2019