field of douche

Describing any party heavily populated with douchebags to the point where one will literally be covered in douche upon entering. Such occurrences have begun to happen with increasing frequency, as teenagers become more violently attracted to rap, arrogance, and a penchant for acting knowledgeable, despite evidence on the contrary. College students, particularly, are quite susceptible to this behavior. Hence, nearly any college party can be likened to a field of douche. Avoid high school parties unless your whole body is as dirty as a rotten vagina.

I entered a field of douche with a raincoat and hid under it most of the time in fear, constantly citing one of Marlon Brando's famous lines in the film, Apocalypse Now: "The horror..the horror!"

by friend of bob June 19, 2004

field maneuver

Happens when a male and female are engaged in intimate activities and the female is reluctant to take it to the final step. In act of desperation the male introduces his index finger up the female's rear hole in hopes of flipping a hidden switch in the female's brain and convince her to have sex with him. This strategy can also be used when frustration with a female's negativity has reached a very high point. Efficiency of this maneuver is yet to be proven.

'she wouldn't put out so i did a field maneuver'

'i was going for the goal then she blocked me but she didn't see the field maneuver coming'

by The lonely tiger December 2, 2011

Field hockey girl

The best girls in the world. Loyal af and they give the best gifts. The most caring girls. They will never play with you or break your heart. They have the best booty out of all sports. They have good bodies because they are always in the gym. They are tough and will not tolerate anyone being negative towards them, so stay on their good side. Always cherish your field hockey girl and you will be happy forever!

Dude 1: Broooo did you see that girl! She’s so hot!
Dude 2: Yeah bro. That’s because she is a field hockey girl.

by chad&brad123 March 7, 2020

field hockey

A difficult, physically exhuasting sport played by aggressive and determined girls and sometimes guys. There are usually 11 players on the field (right back, center back, left back, right mid, center mid, left mid, right wing, right link, left link, left wing and goalie.) The point of the game is to drive the plastic/cork ball into the opposing teams' goal. Those who say field hockey isn't a real sport, you are truly ignorant. You must be able to endure the constant sprinting and be able to stop, dribble, slap, push and drive the ball for long distances. You must be able to endure the constant pain of places where you've been hitten by a stick or ball and sprains. Field Hockey players DO NOT play because we want to feel important, nor is it for the entertainment of male watchers. Players play for the love of the game, which is the only way you can stand 6 month hockey season (pre-season starting in June and the season ending in November.) The game has nothing to do with sexuallity, out of the 50 some people on my team, every single one of us is straight. Although it is true that many Field Hockey players wear skirts to play, some wear shorts, meaning the game has nothing to do with wanting to see other girls in short skirts. If anybody disrespecting Field Hockey played for just one game, you would be amazed by people who can stand it for a whole season.

Stephaine: What are you doing after school?
Julia: I've got field hockey practice for the next three hours.
Stephanie: Man, you still play that? It was so hard I had to quit during pre-season. You must really love the sport, I respect that.

by Field Hockey Player October 14, 2007

field trip

1. a trip to a place usualy for educational purpose; an excuse to get out of school
2. a trip over to a field

1. I didnt have to go to school cause I went on a field trip

by shippo December 13, 2004

Field Hockey

Actually a really cool sport. Played primarily by girls (and guys too!), it’s a sport that’s similar to soccer and ice hockey. It’s just as physically demanding as any other sport, possibly even more because the style of the game means that the midfield escpecially has to run quite a long distance. Stick skills and passing skills are hard to learn and become good.
I honestly thought the sport seemed stupid before I started to play it. Give it a try.

Ignorant person: field hockey is only played by unathletic pussies and lesbians.
Educated person: I gave it a shot and
I really enjoyed it! It can be very physically demanding but also extremely rewarding. (and only one of the players on my team is a lesbian. most of them are super hot girls with great butts and boyfriends.)

by leanbeef23 August 30, 2019

Field Fairy

A soccer player...

He doesnt play Football? What does he play? SOCCER?!? WHAT A FIELD FAIRY

by Raja June 1, 2003