Whenever a "friend" takes a picture of you and u look ugly asf but they post it because they look cute
Aight this is obviously a joke but those friends for real Piss u off
Aight this is obviously a joke but those friends for real Piss u off
Person: your a fake friend I told u not to post that picture I look terrible
Fake friend: but I look good
Fake friend: but I look good
by Itzyogirlk December 8, 2016

by AshK123 September 23, 2016

a friend that doesn't keep it 100
by yeyaaaa May 9, 2017

by He broke her May 18, 2018

1) they won’t talk to u if they are around “popular people”
2) they don’t invite you to something because you are “not popular enough” or “embarrassing”
3)they only talk to you if they need something not if you do
4) they “pretend” to like u
5) they don’t ever include u in anything
If any of those apply you have got urself a FAKE FRIEND
2) they don’t invite you to something because you are “not popular enough” or “embarrassing”
3)they only talk to you if they need something not if you do
4) they “pretend” to like u
5) they don’t ever include u in anything
If any of those apply you have got urself a FAKE FRIEND
They are all such fake friends like they never include me in anything ever.
Natalie is such a fake person she says that she hates all of them and then hangs out with them the next day.
Natalie is such a fake person she says that she hates all of them and then hangs out with them the next day.
by thewarriorgoat May 3, 2018

The classification of an acquaintance with the particular purpose of keeping oneself emotionally uninvolved and unattached; Permits one to say anything without fear of insult or injury.
Carrie decided to become fake friends with Steve so that they could get to know each other without worrying about the commitments of real friendship.
George, after 50 years of marriage, told his aged but beautiful wife, Ethel, that they were never really friends; they were only fake friends and it was the sweetest thing ever.
George, after 50 years of marriage, told his aged but beautiful wife, Ethel, that they were never really friends; they were only fake friends and it was the sweetest thing ever.
by beautyqueen411 December 29, 2007

Emma: Jaylen is not my friend because I’m not Tatiana’s friend. Aaliyah: I always knew that she was a fake friend
by LiT NaNA December 2, 2017
