Jesuit university in Fairfield, CT, established in 1942. Requirements for admission: mediocre SAT scores, upper-middle class to upperclass SES, possession of at least one Northface jacket, and an alcohol addiction. Boys: must own a baby pink Polo shirt and be openly metrosexual. Girls: must have an orange fake tan and a nose permanently positioned toward the sky. Neither boys nor girls may fear wild turkeys or indigestion.
Hi, I go to Fairfield University, so charge it to daddy's credit card!
I'm allowed to pop my collar because I'm a Fairfield kid!
I'm allowed to pop my collar because I'm a Fairfield kid!
by the freshman who knows all April 14, 2005
Get the Fairfield University mug.A suburb situated between cabramatta and guildford, in the south western suburbs of New South Whales, Sydney, Australia. Fairfield is comprised of many people, mostly of ethnic backgrounds, the biggest including those of Arab or Asian persuasion . The rail-way station, "Fairfield" is the centre point of the town, and the roughest place. Common occurrences including fights between youths of Arab, Polynesian and asian persuasions, Drug deals occurring, police finding and arresting "drugos" and over crowded, smelly buses.
The schools that make up Fairfield are Patrician Brothers College Fairfield, Fairfield High, Westfield sports high, Fairvale high, and many more. Though they may fight amongst each other, they all stand together when Fairfield it threatened. One must watch one's self when venturing into this part of town. it can be rough and tough.
The schools that make up Fairfield are Patrician Brothers College Fairfield, Fairfield High, Westfield sports high, Fairvale high, and many more. Though they may fight amongst each other, they all stand together when Fairfield it threatened. One must watch one's self when venturing into this part of town. it can be rough and tough.
Arab youth " Bro, what the fuck are you looking at?"
innocent passerby " nothing, nothing man"
Arab youth "you better watch yourself cuz. your in Fairfield."
innocent passerby " nothing, nothing man"
Arab youth "you better watch yourself cuz. your in Fairfield."
by jvos November 2, 2008
Get the Fairfield mug.Fairfield is by the, one of the better towns of connecticut. We love being located in the richest state...even though we don't get why it is. every other car is a jeep, which everyone is perfectly fine with. dave matthews, beer, and weed are lief styles here. although not everyone here is very wealthy the more of the rich people live in green field hill. we listen to the best music , and make sure it is known by blasting fucking loud out of our jeeps/bmw's. no other town has as much pride. there is nothing about this town that we would change.
the parking lot of fairfield warde high school is worth more then what everyone in the school staff makes yearly, combined.
oh and warde. warde, you're nice too.
although you may think nothing of fairfield, we can throw hug, kick ass parties and there are no cops to bust us.
thanks.
the parking lot of fairfield warde high school is worth more then what everyone in the school staff makes yearly, combined.
oh and warde. warde, you're nice too.
although you may think nothing of fairfield, we can throw hug, kick ass parties and there are no cops to bust us.
thanks.
"oh nice car, how long did you take you to save up ?"
"oh it took me about 10 minutes. i had to say 'daddy can i have that one? '"
"sure hunny"
fairfield is amazing.
"oh it took me about 10 minutes. i had to say 'daddy can i have that one? '"
"sure hunny"
fairfield is amazing.
by RICOOO August 6, 2006
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Fairfield is full of parents that can't let go of their past and because of their affluence, decided to re-create it by recently switching back to two high schools. Unforutunately they didn't consider their children while making this decision and now the once wide varity of electives and extra ciricular activities have been cut in half. Their beach area is a great place to party and it's a great town to go to college in (Sacred Heart and Fairfield University). Again, Fairfield has forgot about their youth, their half ass excuse for a teen center and lack of anything to do for entertainment has lead to a widespread use of drugs. Oxy Cotin and cocaine are pretty popular.
Westport is a club for elitests that can't afford to live in Southport. Westport is just a place to spend money. If you drive through here on a week night after 10 o'clock in anything less than a BMW, you're almost guaranteed to get pulled over by at least two cops.
Ever since the deindustrialization of Bridgeport, the city has rendered itself a rather useless place (unless you're trying to pay cheap rent). Eventhough local government has attempted to clean up the city, Fairfield County considers Bridgeport dirty place we're crappy drugs and after hours liquor stores are found in abundance. Unfourtunately it's doomed to stay this way unless the residents starts to care about the place they live. Litter covers more area in this city than the actual population.
As bad as Bridgeport is, Norwalk takes the cake. The roads are just as bad as the people, cracked out and filthy. Litter however doesn't seem to be as big of a problem here but... the people themselves are trash. It's fair to assume most of the people in this city have lived under the powerlines for a number of years. Norwalk has some nicer areas where it starts to border Westport and this is the area most Norwalkers like to pride themselves on... but we all know Norwalk sucks, it's Stamford's ugly sister.
No one really cares much about the other towns but in case you're interested, here's a list.
Bethel
Bridgeport
Brookfield
Danbury
Darien
Fairfield
Greenwich
Monroe
New Canaan
New Milford
New Fairfield
Newtown
Norwalk
Redding
Ridgefield
Shelton
Stamford
Stratford
Trumbull
Westport
Weston
Wilton
Westchester
Note: Racial profiling is common in all of Fairfield County.
Also Note: It's fair to assume that the youth population does at least 2 out of 4 listed below:
- Drinks and/or does drugs
- Listens to Dave Matthews
- Goes to private school
- Has mexicans do their landscaping
Lastely note: All laurelton girls are sluts
Fairfield is full of parents that can't let go of their past and because of their affluence, decided to re-create it by recently switching back to two high schools. Unforutunately they didn't consider their children while making this decision and now the once wide varity of electives and extra ciricular activities have been cut in half. Their beach area is a great place to party and it's a great town to go to college in (Sacred Heart and Fairfield University). Again, Fairfield has forgot about their youth, their half ass excuse for a teen center and lack of anything to do for entertainment has lead to a widespread use of drugs. Oxy Cotin and cocaine are pretty popular.
Westport is a club for elitests that can't afford to live in Southport. Westport is just a place to spend money. If you drive through here on a week night after 10 o'clock in anything less than a BMW, you're almost guaranteed to get pulled over by at least two cops.
Ever since the deindustrialization of Bridgeport, the city has rendered itself a rather useless place (unless you're trying to pay cheap rent). Eventhough local government has attempted to clean up the city, Fairfield County considers Bridgeport dirty place we're crappy drugs and after hours liquor stores are found in abundance. Unfourtunately it's doomed to stay this way unless the residents starts to care about the place they live. Litter covers more area in this city than the actual population.
As bad as Bridgeport is, Norwalk takes the cake. The roads are just as bad as the people, cracked out and filthy. Litter however doesn't seem to be as big of a problem here but... the people themselves are trash. It's fair to assume most of the people in this city have lived under the powerlines for a number of years. Norwalk has some nicer areas where it starts to border Westport and this is the area most Norwalkers like to pride themselves on... but we all know Norwalk sucks, it's Stamford's ugly sister.
No one really cares much about the other towns but in case you're interested, here's a list.
Bethel
Bridgeport
Brookfield
Danbury
Darien
Fairfield
Greenwich
Monroe
New Canaan
New Milford
New Fairfield
Newtown
Norwalk
Redding
Ridgefield
Shelton
Stamford
Stratford
Trumbull
Westport
Weston
Wilton
Westchester
Note: Racial profiling is common in all of Fairfield County.
Also Note: It's fair to assume that the youth population does at least 2 out of 4 listed below:
- Drinks and/or does drugs
- Listens to Dave Matthews
- Goes to private school
- Has mexicans do their landscaping
Lastely note: All laurelton girls are sluts
Guy: "Wow... you must be rich, you're from Fairfield County!"
His Friend: "Nah... I'm friend Bridgeport."
Guy: "Oh..."
His Friend: "Nah... I'm friend Bridgeport."
Guy: "Oh..."
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Get the Fairfax Turkey Trot (FFXTT) mug.The whitest place on earth. They bus the black folks in to get tax rebates. Think the ghettoest place in the entire world is Norwalk. If you drive anything less than a Jeep, you're a poor ass bitch who belongs in Norwalk. If you're black, and you find yourself in Fairfield County, you will get pulled over and asked if your lost.
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