Wet Cockney Fiddler

Being under the thumb of a girlfriend.

She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.

by Hugh Horace January 8, 2018

fiddle fart

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.

Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.

by Tim Griffith December 11, 2004

Fiddle Diddle

When you rub syrup on someone's nipples

Originated from a Youtube video entitled: YTP Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit

When i was 7 i rubbed syrup on my sister's really big nipples fiddle diddle riddle diddle !

by nick shredder June 17, 2011

ass fiddler

A gay dude. period. One who fiddles with asses

That fucking ass fiddler is wearing Capri pants and a pink camo shirt again!

by V dux September 5, 2007

Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

by Chris March 13, 2005

Fiddlepat

The most overconfident, narcissistic player on roblox, a failed Myth account who spends his days being an overconfident shitbag and harassing people over small things, making communities then cracking them in half

"Hey, did you hear that Fiddlepat got cancelled on twitter again?" "Yeah, He's such bitch, he even sucked up to MUGEN!"

by ZippyTheLad May 14, 2021

fiddle

Someone who is easily tricked or manipulated (or rather, played) by others. Usually too nice for their own good. Derived from the phrase "playing someone like a fiddle"

That guy is such a fiddle, next thing you know everyone will be taking advantage of him.

by lightning_troubadour July 4, 2014