Facebook

An excellent website for stalking people you find attractive and judging the popularity of others. You can try make yourself look cooler by puting up about 30 photos of yourself at every social event you went to, and making "friends" with everyone you might have glimpsed at.
Jimmy's mom: Facebook sure is great. It allows you to contact all of your old friends and make new friends!

Jimmy: Oh yea...right...
by Dillweed2 June 26, 2010
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1) (The Facebook) An online networking site limited to college students at certain 4-year universities. Members establish profiles, upload a picture, list interests, list classes, and add friends. Started by several Harvard students and made public in February 2004.

2) An elite version of Friendster, a less teeny-bopper and cleaner version of Myspace

3) An actual book of students' pictures and contact information at many colleges. May or may not be limited to the incoming freshman class, depending on the college. Often found at top tier universities.
I checked out her Facebook profile and she's single, you should introduce yourself.
by supaflyyoc October 31, 2004
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A playpen for the retarded.
Person 1: All those worthless posts people put up on facebook... it's just woeful

Person 2: Yeah they're a bunch of smack talkers
by LexieMorison March 29, 2013
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A place frequented mostly by older people that pretend to be the type of person they wish they were when they were 18 years old.

Where people that see themselves as some sort of village celebrity give hourly press releases as to what they have done or plan to do and the more normal of their friends can't look away as it's cringe worthy entertainment of the highest order!
"Where people that see themselves as some sort of Facebook celebrity"
by Suicidal_Blonde July 13, 2015
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A site that people use to post selfies.
Facebook used to be good. Now it's full of people taking Selfies!
by HafuUD May 19, 2015
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A social media platform that has an audience who only cares about likes and follows on their profile, but that's how Twitter and Instagram are as well.
Random person: do you want to join Facebook?
Me: no way!
by xgirlybooknerdx February 28, 2015
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A place where if you add the right people, you can feel like shit at the comfort of your home all day everyday
Facebook chat with your "Friend"

You: Hey!
"Friend": Go away you piece of shit no one likes you.
by Kkit'sallgood January 20, 2012
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