*facepalmdeskfloor*

A way of expressing exhaustion, or possibly extreme exasperation, or dumbfoundedness. A take on "facepalm", but more!

Tired: "OMG. I haven't slept in days . . . *facepalmdeskfloor*"

Shocked: "I can't believe she posted my drunk texts from last night on FB!" *fpdf*

by Skidoodilybop August 13, 2010

r/facepalm

Could mean anything, moron.

Person 1: I'm going to go look at rule 34 stuff with no precautions whatsoever!😄

Person 2: r/facepalm You fucking idiot.

by KawaiiDoodleQueen May 31, 2020

Facepace

To walk aimlessly around and around a room or small area while on facebook staring at their moble screen waiting for someone to comment

You get so hooked on facebook your starting to facepace

(Plural) You have been facepacing for the last hour

by Dugite June 24, 2012

rusty facepack

After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.

Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot

by Iron Madein September 25, 2007

Facepalmery

The act of putting your palm to your face in a moment of stupidity.

"When my mother asked me to explain to her what "the shocker" was, i engaged in the act of facepalmery"

by SarahSnapShot August 27, 2009

facepass

having a cis-passable face. sees usage among trans people

i may facepass but the rest of my body does not pass very well

by WORM worrior October 14, 2021

facepalm

Derived from the Comedie de L'arte, the facepalm gesture signified a change of humour based on a realization, a change of mask, to put on a new face.
The gesture became a standard trope of grief or weeping in theatre but when used comedically, indicated a shared misfortune. Imported into Vaudeville, the Three Stooges' innovated the gesture as a surrealistic form of violence, indicating surprise, fear and disdain.
The completed gesture was a stock expression in newspaper comics and used in animated films, exaggerating a sense of mock tragedy or comic disbelief.

Curly facepalmed himself when he saw the ghost, then peeped through his fingers to see if it was still there. Instead Moe was standing there, and asked "Whats the matter with you?" and tried to poke Curly in both eyes with his fingers. Curly defended by turning his facepalm into a noseshield which caught Moe's poke. In retaliation, Moe doubled Curly over with a punch in the stomach and straigtened him up with a fist to the head. It was then that Moe saw the ghost and both facepalmed, peeping through their fingers. Instead Larry was standing there asking "Where did you guys go?" etc.

by Pottergreen August 6, 2011