Fuck a stick

When someone is simply annoying you to the point where you want them to fuck a stick
by skinnylegend_2024 August 7, 2020
mugGet the Fuck a stickmug.
Someone who makes a stupid call in poker
Ridgley was all in with pocket aces and Ron called woth pocket 3's making Ron a cum guzzling fuck stick bastard
by Schmeckler April 17, 2017
mugGet the Cum guzzling fuck stick bastardmug.

Fuck-that stick

A notional stick, presumably phallic-looking, with which one fucks things deemed disagreeable, stupid, or unpleasant.
"Let's go up to the hills and drop acid!" "Naw, fuck that with a fuck-that stick."

"Would you fuck that?" "Maybe with a fuck-that stick. Not with my DICK."
by Angst Boy July 23, 2007
mugGet the Fuck-that stickmug.
a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.
Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!
by Mei Dikurts September 10, 2006
mugGet the take a lip lock on my fuck stickmug.
A term of multiple uses from sarcasm to passion.

In the heat of dirty sticky love one might say... Hey suck the snottie end of my fuck stick!

In a moment of anger suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! Bitch!
As I left the room in anger I yelled suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!
by c blocker April 17, 2011
mugGet the suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!mug.
A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.
Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"
by 1spacedcowboy November 23, 2009
mugGet the take a flying liplock to my fuck stickmug.

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