Flipper Phenomenon

The feeling of disappointment an adult experiences upon revisiting a favorite childhood film or television show and realizing that it is, and always has been, an enormous pile of shit with no hope for redemption. Nevertheless, some aesthetically retarded Hollywood producer will inevitably try to remake it someday.

Guy 1: I just watched Red Dawn on TNT... remember that one from the 80's? Where the Supreme Soviet gets a wild hair up its ass and decides to invade Colorado for no apparent reason?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, I loved that movie as a kid! Did it hold up after all these years?

Guy 1: No way, dude... total Flipper Phenomenon!

by Pavlov's Cat March 16, 2011

Flipper Baby

A severely deformed baby, normally created by abusing whippits while pregnant or some other drug. Most do not survive or end up major pop stars.

Shit, I shouldn't have had sex on X, now I have this lame ass flipper baby.

by CaseyLC June 2, 2008

Flipper child

A result of generations of inbreeding causing physical deformities and an unbelievably low intelligence. Socially and intellectually dumbfounded and sometimes physical deformities such as webbing of the fingers or toes or lack of teeth. Flipper children tend to have horrible eyesight and hearing.

Stop sleeping with your sister I ain't raising any flipper child

by Ajax Buzzkill May 17, 2016

flipper dipper

when a lady with bingo wings sits in a pool, bath or jacuzi and the arm skin flaps in the water

her flipper dippers splashed the bathroom floor again!

by corkhead September 2, 2017

flipper-upper

When a female's lower stomach fat roll is so large it hangs down over the vagina making intercourse impossible until the fat roll is "flipped up" out of the way thus making her vagina attainable and intercourse possible.

Danny was ready to have sex with Corrina except for the fact that each time he reached for her vagina he got a hand full of her lower stomach fat. Danny finally figured out that if he "flipped her fat roll up" out of the way he could then reach her vagina and they could have sex.

Did you hear that Danny is dating Corrina? Man, she's fat! Dude, she's beyond fat, she's a "flipper-upper"

by Flower da Skunk January 20, 2010

Flipper boy

Flipper boy: a sexually fustrated moon man

You’re a flipper boy

by Jyn jyn January 25, 2019

Flipper job

When you get jacked off by a baby seal.

I went to the beach and when I got to far out I got a flipper job.

by Jason Orban April 7, 2008