Financial Girth

One’s financial status in relation to the amount of uncles one has. It’s is said that financial girth= uncles^3.
Bro has so much financial girth, I heard he has 7 uncles!
by FavoringBoot September 27, 2023
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Financial Girth

The measure of one’s financial success based on the circumference of their assets (in centimeters).
“I got fired from my job and can’t afford to pay for my daughters insulin!”

“You have no financial girth.”
by jmcun May 04, 2022
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financial cuckold

Someone who pays every single taxes due, including on all of his cash transactions, because it's his civilian duty to bail out TBTF companies and fund endless wars used for enriching politicians through lobbying.
A: "I'll pay by cash. I don't need the receipt."
B: "That'll be 5748.85$."
A: "5750$? This is hardcore financial fucking! It says 4999$ on the price tag. Just declare the item as loss on your taxes."
B: "Sorry, sales taxes apply to cash transactions too. Your taxes help build more roads."
A: "I'll pay by credit card then. Enjoy the transaction fees you financial cuckold!"
by Malishman January 12, 2023
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financial bulimia

Emptying your bank account on drugs and other financially unsound purposes.
Friend1: Is Andrew on a drug binge or what?
Friend2: Yea man hes got a serious case of financial bulimia.
by gypsythrap September 19, 2011
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Financial Compensation

A euphemism for Mesothelioma.

Named after the variety of commercials by ambulance-chasing lawyers that are seen on television.
My dad was a construction worker, and he got 'Financial Compensation' after being exposed to asbestos.
by Chianticat10 February 22, 2023
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Financial District

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The southernmost neighborhood of the borough of Manhattan. Coterminous with the New Amsterdam settlement of the late 17th century, the Financial District roughly encompasses the area south of City Hall Park, excluding Battery Park and Battery Park City. So called because it is home to some of the largest financial institutions in the world, including the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) and Federal Reserve.
In the years since 9/11, in light of its historic scenary, high-rises views, and proximity to Soho, Tribeca, Chinatown and DUMBO, the Financial District has become a sought-after real estate investment for the young and upwardly mobile of New York City.
by IanNYC July 05, 2006
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financial management

In simple terms, financial management can be defined as managing the finance(funds).Basically, it is related with acquisition and utilisation of the funds that is how funds have been acquired and whether these funds have been properly utilised or not .Financial management helps in achieving the objectives of the company like it helps in survival of the company,helps in growth of the company.Many companies get liguidated just because of the reason that they have not properly manage their finace.Moreover companies have scarce resources which needs to be utilised in such a manner which gives more return than the cost.So Financial management is the need of the day.
Financial management is very important for a newly formed company.When a company starts ,it requires a lot of funds which can be acquired from both long term sources and short term sources.These funds can be used in acquiring the assets.But the main concern is that these funds should be utilised in those resources which will give more return.So finacial management will help in giving all answers to these questions
by Pankaj Sharma February 04, 2008
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