a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure
-using excrements for sexual pleasure
It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure
-using excrements for sexual pleasure
It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.
by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019
Get the The kitten ficmug. When an author intentionally acts like their work is complete until the bottom of the last page, baiting interested readers and inflating their fic stats to further the illusion.
An author I really like just started fic baiting (v) all their recent works and now I don't think I can trust them anymore because nothing they've actually written is finished despite the tags.
by VerbatimToxicology April 3, 2023
Get the Fic Baiting (v)mug. The fanfic was first published in February 2011 on swirlshakeitup's Livejournal. Infamous in 2011 - 2014, it was Brendon giving Ryan a milk enema. It eventually started to be picked up by other fandoms and used as copypastas just replacing their names (most popular being Smosh, Dan & Phil, MCR etc.) Because of numerous instances of the fic being copied, the author took the original down in December 2012.
by aariana November 26, 2023
Get the Milk Ficmug. by Hitsu February 8, 2018
Get the Fang ficmug. a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.
please don't read, im scarred for life.
please don't read, im scarred for life.
by jessinof July 22, 2017
Get the the crayon ficmug. It was early in the afternoon, Ryan and Brendon were in bed. Ryan was starting to get frisky so he desided to pleasure himself and Brendon, so he grabbed brendon by the puss, making Brendon moan loudly. "I got your sweet puss" he whispers in brendons ear and licks up his ear lobe softly. Brendon is unable to move and he's whining and shaking in pleasure. Ryan began to pump brendons puss slowly, wanting to gain the musical moans escape brendons thicc beautiful lips. Ryan smiled as he heard Brendon wine and squirm in pleasure. Ryan got ontop of him and took off his pants to where his puss was hard against brendons chest. "Want me to ride your puss?" Ryan whispers in brendons ear seductively. Brendon nods eagerly as Ryan lifts himself up over brendons puss, brendons puss enters Ryan slowly. Ryan moans loudly as he lowers himself all the way down "dick me down" Ryan moans, at this point Brendon was done looking submissive when in reality he made Ryan his bitch. Brendon grabs Ryan's hips and slams into him, making moans escape Ryan's lips. The end of brendons lips curled into a perfect smile when he saw how he was destroying Ryan. "You like my puss baby boy?" He grinds his teeth at Ryan. "Y-yes daddy your big puss in my juice factor!" Ryan moans while he arches his back making Brendon hit his strawberry just perfectly. Brendon flips them over to where Brendon was ontop of Ryan slamming his puss into him eager for Ryan to come. "I-i'm gonna spill my creamy fluids" The puss fic
by ThePussFic March 10, 2018
Get the the puss ficmug. "Hi you! Fell in love with your Sterek two faces gifset. Would you mind if I ficced under it and reblogged?"
by Posu June 24, 2013
Get the Ficcedmug.