Dark Fiber

The large quantity of information, time, and effort wasted in large bureaucratic organizations to fulfill petty changes that will likely never come into use.

The dark fiber at Advance Auto Parts cost the company millions in capital per year.

by emptypepsican August 17, 2008

fiber gummies

The three gummies you take daily that make you shit for an enternity.

I just took fiber gummies to clean my system.

by Jason19871 May 3, 2015

google fiber

To go to the loo. Describe way to say what fibers do to your stomach.

-Hey mate, cover for me. I have to go google fiber.

-Again, that chicken Madeira.

by Mickdeca August 16, 2019

Fiber Collar

Those who continue their work life by working at home

Most of white collars turned into fiber collars due to virus outbreak

by AkaDedektif April 1, 2020

Fuck Fiber

The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.

It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.

by AmadeuS469 April 10, 2020

That's a fiber bar

What you say when someone says or answers with something ridiculous or straight up stupid.

That guy answered the question wrong, "That's a fiber bar!"

by That_one_guy_ July 8, 2017

beige fibers

an expression used instead of saying "i hate life" or "fuck my life"

50 shades of beige fibers

by littlebabyclete January 24, 2017