Fake friend

Whenever a "friend" takes a picture of you and u look ugly asf but they post it because they look cute
Aight this is obviously a joke but those friends for real Piss u off
Person: your a fake friend I told u not to post that picture I look terrible
Fake friend: but I look good
by Itzyogirlk December 8, 2016
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Fake friend

They will be there with you in your brightest moments but disappear during your darkest moments.
Hide your bf/gf/bff because that fake friend will snatch them
by He broke her May 18, 2018
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Fake friend

People who try to act nice to you in front of you but then the back-stab-you in the back.
Emy:wow Katy is a really a fake friend and I hope she gets hit by a car.

Jane: I know right
by AshK123 September 23, 2016
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Fake Friends

1) they won’t talk to u if they are around “popular people
2) they don’t invite you to something because you are “not popular enough” or “embarrassing
3)they only talk to you if they need something not if you do
4) they “pretend” to like u

5) they don’t ever include u in anything

If any of those apply you have got urself a FAKE FRIEND
They are all such fake friends like they never include me in anything ever.

Natalie is such a fake person she says that she hates all of them and then hangs out with them the next day.
by thewarriorgoat May 3, 2018
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fake friend

The classification of an acquaintance with the particular purpose of keeping oneself emotionally uninvolved and unattached; Permits one to say anything without fear of insult or injury.
Carrie decided to become fake friends with Steve so that they could get to know each other without worrying about the commitments of real friendship.

George, after 50 years of marriage, told his aged but beautiful wife, Ethel, that they were never really friends; they were only fake friends and it was the sweetest thing ever.
by beautyqueen411 December 29, 2007
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Fake friend

a person who is completely unnecessary to be in your life. You don’t need people who cause you pain, even if you really want them to be in your life. Even though pain comes hand you get the call that they are no longer your friends, doesn’t mean you are never gonna live again. BECAUSE this is honelsty the best thing that can ever happen to you! You will soon start to realize you didn’t need them and all the bad things they have done. As you grow olde thoughts will find who your real friends vs your fake friends are. Remeber to move on from the past but don’t forget what others have done to you, it may be handy in the future😉
Omg she was such a fake friend to me as i realize now!
by jerseygirlsgivebestadvice August 4, 2018
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