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Olive Garden Experience

When a man covers his dick in olive oil and puts salt down his dick hole. Next the woman performs oral and attempts to clean his dick and remove the salt while squeezing his testicles like they are two meatballs.
Last night my girlfriend gave me the Olive Garden Experience last night and it was the best orgasm I ever had.
by Sky Fire January 12, 2019
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Manbird Experiment

This terms defines a unique, new style of living which combines the skills of falconry, poetry and music composition, with bi-polar disorder, tattoos and secondary misanthropism. Named after the poet and composer, Manbird Experiment.
"I'm so sick of you people, I think I'll do a Manbird for a couple months."

"I was able to finish writing my magnus opus during my 2002 Manbird Experiment."
by B. William Bohrd April 12, 2005
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Past wife experience

Higher level of appreciation for your current lover from the past experience
Tony truly is the mythical Italian lover often mistaken by hippies as experienced by LSD permanently open It wasn’t acid he dropped it was moving on from his past wife experience and her ambulance front that would have been his hearse

Note to self if you’re driving a hearse and it’s on fire get out it’s an unfavorable pragmatic indicator
by Tonythetiler December 11, 2017
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Expedition Hope

A phony awareness raising campaign used to dupe a major pharmaceutical company into financing an unqualified dolt in a comical effort to fail on 7 continents. The endeavor has largely been successful with failures in North America, Europe, Antarctica, and South America. The effort also failed to even climb the correct mountain in Oceania.
The most noteworthy accomplishment of the entire Expedition Hope fiasco was the removal of a shit glacier from Joe's chaffed crack on Aconcagua.
by Dave Montande April 10, 2008
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The Jimi Hendrix Experience

A kickass band that fell short because their front man, Hendrix, died from drugs.
that sucks that the jimi hendrix experience couldnt go on to make more music becuz they were awsome
by JoJo55 October 18, 2004
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near birth experience

When birth control fails but no pregnacy results.
When the condom broke last month I had a near birth experience.
by razman March 21, 2004
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spoony experiment

An infamous game/movie reviewer named Noah Antwiler, known for the sole destruction of the Final Fantasy fan boys.
I hate the Spoony Experiment because... <insert fan boy comment here>
by PrimaryKey April 25, 2009
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