A bukakke in which a group of ewoks (preferrably 5) stand on top of each other an ejaculate on the face of Princess Leia. On Endor, of course.
"Man you know when Luke wasnt watching them Ewoks was bustin out the hardcore fuckin on Leia. Hell, i bet they did a Ewok totem bukakke"
by Skippy European November 28, 2003
Get the ewok totem bukakkemug. When a mature Star Wars fan evaluates their childhood nostalgia and recognizes that there are awful parts of the franchise.
After watching Episode VII: Return of the Jedi with his son, Bobby had a Come-to-Ewok moment and realized that the ewoks, were in fact, not awesome.
by Pancakeoflust February 28, 2017
Get the Come-to-Ewok momentmug. The secret porno George Lucas was filming, but was never truly funded. It is said to be the most expensive porno to date and George even said that just like Episode 1 to be very disappointing.
by Mintberry Crunch November 18, 2010
Get the Jar Jar and Ewoks make a pornomug. Lord Ewok is the king of the ewok, he rules above all & can ban anyone or kill at his disposal, he is the all mighty kind we shall all bow for. Fear everyone has to him, with his aprentis prince ewok he rules the borders of the known universe.
Me:Ewok is coming!
Atomic: that gay ass is kill
Ewok kills him
Me: I love u no homo
Ewok: I am lord Ewok, the ruler of everyone
Me: yes my king
Atomic: that gay ass is kill
Ewok kills him
Me: I love u no homo
Ewok: I am lord Ewok, the ruler of everyone
Me: yes my king
by ObviouslynotFELIPE June 2, 2020
Get the Lord ewokmug. A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami
by Clothears May 29, 2018
Get the Ewok Eating Salamimug. 
by DaHolmes November 28, 2023
Get the Ewok Momentmug.