Everett

A sexist, rude asshole, who doesn't know how to take a joke. Can't argue with him, because he won't ever let you win; even if he is wrong and you can prove it. Ignore him at all costs or he will become obsessed with you but cheat on you by pegging a dude we call Craig from Craigslist in the ass.

"Dude, my ex won't stop hitting me up."
"Yeah, girl. He is an Everett."

by Anonnnnnnnnnss June 7, 2018

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Everett

Dumbass who hangs out with other ones like Logan’s and brodys

He’s such an Everett

by Itbrnidjdn December 3, 2019

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Everette Bentley

The most amazing baby to be born in 2013

Everette bentley look at him, he is awesome

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Everett Door Stop

Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.

Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.

by BoredRD June 13, 2013

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