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Everett

Someone with an inability to see two sides of an argument, often being rude, condescending and/or sexist to those who disagree with them.
James: Max Verstappen is the best F1 driver in the world in my opinion, but I understand if you have a different opinion.

Lewis: Oh dear, clearly F1 isn’t the sport for you. Are you thick? Anyone who thinks Lewis Hamilton isn’t a god on earth is a complete idiot, I suggest you stop talking because you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your family.

James: Woah, chill out Lewis, you’re starting to sound like a real Everett here…
by LonelyHenry October 13, 2022
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Everett Arden

Someone who’s penis sticks straight out all of the time and claims to not be aroused.
Wow look at Everett Arden over there, his penis is two inches hard.
by Creamoligma February 23, 2022
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Everett

A goofy, funny black person with a lot of soul! He loves to sing in church and catch the holy Spirit. He loves his church and is a vocal icon. Sometimes he is very conceited and thinks alot of himself when he isn't all that. He is loveable with a baby face and sometimes mean always saying period.
Everett is a good best friend.
by Fried325 June 7, 2019
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everett the dog

The sweetest and cutest pup you'll ever meet he is energetic and awsome.
Dog 1: Who's that hottie over there

Dog 2: Oh it's Everett the dog
by loaf the loafster March 22, 2020
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Phoenix Everett

An emotionally unstable boy with trust issues that never got over his high school bad boy phase.
Person 1: Who is that sulking in the corner?
Person 2: I don’t know he gives me Phoenix Everett vibes...
by djenrhrnrndnnd December 9, 2020
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Everett (Evett)

Aka "Ultra Feminist"

Everett is the most kind and caring guy you will ever meet. If you ever get the chance to hangout with him you should take it. He's an adrenaline junkie and will do anything just cuz. He loves all animals and is great with kids. He's fantastic and loving and when he says he loves you he truly means it. He will always be there for you and will always be open and honest. He is a sucker for a fire and could sit at them for hours just talking. He's the kind of person you can have a serious conversation with and seek comfort in and then 2 seconds later you're discussing the names of some squirrels who you decide are dating. He's anyone's favorite person to be around regardless of what you're doing. If you're so lucky to have an Everett in your life don't ever let him go. <3
If Everett were around, life would be easier.

"If Everett (Evett) were here we would definitely be having a fire."
by Obama_KnowsPassword3.0 April 2, 2025
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everetts sister

did u hear about everetts sister
by biastitan495 April 23, 2019
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