Evaculation

(ee-Vak-u-lay-shun) n. To leave a place well after the designated time (late) to vacate.

"They told us the bar closed at 2am, but we didn't start our Evaculation until 3:30am player."

by League of Urban Translators September 12, 2017

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

Royal Evacuation

The finish of a Blumpkin- When you are taking a poo and getting a blow job at the same time. A Royal Evacuation is the point of orgasm when you lose your load from both sides.

My girl came into the bathroom while I was taking a poo. She got frisky and started giving me mad head. When I came, I called it a royal evacuation.

by c8e July 19, 2007

Premature Evacuation

When during butt sex, the person that is receiving accidentally poops before the sex is over.

I was doing Becky in the butt, when she had a little case of premature evacuation.

by pauly dee July 25, 2010

Anal Evac

when having rough anal intercourse, pull out quickly, as the anus has no time to close, leading in your partner shitting everywhere

Dude, this girls was totally a bitch, so I gave her the anal evac.

by Pirate Of The East December 13, 2007

evacuation pacifier

A device that aids in the passage of time while having a No.2 (aka poo). Generally used by men rather than the ladies as they see it as less is more with regards to time taken.

In ancient times this was limited to the daily rag (newspaper), however with the introduction of new technology this endeavour has been made all the more pleasurable.

Common modern day evacuation pacifiers are:
Mobile phone (with Internet)
Mobile phone (with game worms being the best)
PSP
Game Boy advanced
Nintendo DS.

While sitting on the toilet feeling pretty board I decided to use my evacuation pacifier check the football results on my phone and then play a game of snake.

by Diveboy (paul v) October 11, 2006

Evaculation

Having to escape from a burning building while makin' sweet sexual love.

Dude, me and Elise were totally bangin' in the abandoned warehouse down by the lake last night, and then it totally caught fire so there was some serious evaculation going on.

by Chuckles McButtButter November 21, 2010