herbal essences experience

Getting freaky in the shower

I can't wait till I get to her house for that Herbal Essences Experience.

by Steph I know you didn't just look this up June 11, 2006

experience points

A type of drug more addictive than crack and nicotine by a factor of infinity. A unit to measure the march of our meaningless lives. Progress, digitized and palpable. The currency of the soul. The slow triumph against entropy. The basic human need.

When we die, those who have collected enough xp will become one with the mind of god.

See also level-up

187349 xp till next level.
934937 xp till apotheosis.

Says the sage Vatsayana:
"In life, there is no DING to assure us of the fruits of our labor. But do not falter my son. You need not turn to the darkness of RPG's. The true DING comes from within."

by PISTOLsINstack July 25, 2004

esper

A human being born capable of using telepathy and other paranormal mental abilities.
Alternative spelling: ESPer
ESP stands for "Extra Sensory Perception".

How would he know what I was thinking just now? Is he an esper or something?

by Cracked_Little_Mask December 25, 2006

God Emperor Trump

The 45th president that will make america godly

Who's the president? God Emperor Trump of course.

by DaddyTrump69 January 10, 2017

experience

What you need to get a job but can't get a job until you have.

"do you have experience?"
"no"
"then I can't hire you"
"why?"
"because you don't have experience."
"but if you hire me I'll have experience in like a week!"
"that is irrelevant"
"so am I hired?"
"no."
"why not???"
"because you don't have experience"
"but-"
"just get out"
"no"
"OUT"
*whimpers, runs out, gives up on life, never leaves room, dies of starvation*

by in.the.middle.of.it.all! October 14, 2014

EmperorLion

EmperorLion is Russian-American YouTuber most known for making weird gaming, tech, and Discord videos.

Hey Jeff! Did you know that EmperorLion made weird video about asking Discord people to dowloand Discord?

by BRUHUSERRRRR June 9, 2021

Olive Garden Experience

When a man covers his dick in olive oil and puts salt down his dick hole. Next the woman performs oral and attempts to clean his dick and remove the salt while squeezing his testicles like they are two meatballs.

Last night my girlfriend gave me the Olive Garden Experience last night and it was the best orgasm I ever had.

by Sky Fire January 12, 2019