cogito ergo es

Latin phrase meaning "I think therefore you are", often said in a snyde, holier than thou, fashion.

See also: cogito ergo sum

Cogito ergo sum? Hah! Cogito ergo es, infidel!

by MrPumpernickel February 15, 2006

Ergo'ed

An act of oral sex in which the girl, garbed only in a pair of librarian's spectacles, performs fellatio while a lion dances in the background to the tune from Star Wars when Luke Skywalker is exploring the Cantina.

"Dude, did you hear Jacqui ergo'ed that dude at the party?"

"No way! What a dirty girl!"

by Chroniclair May 20, 2009

Erging

The process of exercising on an ergrowing machine). Normally rowing a "2k" or more.

Oh god, we are going to be erging today.

I have to erg today at the gym.

Coach: We will be erging a 2 by 2k today.

by HolconiusEstOptimumCandidatus June 2, 2018

Ergonomics

Ergonomics is a design method that utilizes human factors psychology whereby each factor that affects human well-being is considered in the design process of a tool, object, space or system. the person is assessed as an individual and there is no blanket-sweep approach, the system fits to accommodate the individuals and not the other way around. with ergonomics we no longer have to 'fit in' and conform but are free to be ourselves with a system that supports and strengthens both individuals and groups as a whole. Ergonomics seeks to decrease unhealthy stress of the body and mind to reduce injury, improve their life and strengthen organizations. Ergonomics is an efficient scientific tool that enables independent and equal access to buildings and services. there is a powerful economic argument that improved well-being equals improved productivity and that slave labor and poor living conditions are unsustainable and in the long run, simply bad for business. therefore putting human well-being at the core to our systems is more profitable than chasing profit; the irony. Additionally by putting well-being at the core of our world, sustainability would be an inevitable byproduct. Ergonomics is an ideologically neutral and pragmatic tool.

"Ergonomics" Most people think of left-handed scissors, office chairs or braille keypads when they think about ergonomics but it is all encompassing and can be applied just as easily to computer interfaces, architecture, urban spaces, organizations, systems and services. An ergonomic system has both efficiency and empathy.

"my shoes are designed to mold to the individual contours of my feet to support my spine and core strength, they're well ergonomic"

by Zee Heur August 19, 2013

un-ergonomic-ness

1) To not be the very nature of ergonomic. The opposite of ergonomic.
2) A made up word by Digo Raccoon upon the discovery of those 8-bit nintendo controllers and how he used to play on those things and not get sore from them.

My hands are sore from the un-ergonomic-ness of those controllers.

by Stragus Magus July 29, 2003

erganan

a slang word used in the bay area to represent a large group of "SCENE KIDS".

fuck its erganans coming from the screamo show.

by Shaquituhh March 20, 2008

Ergodynamic

an efficient desk setup that allows you to complete your daily work faster. For example, by having all regularly used artefacts within 45cm of TCL (Torso Centre Line), thus minimising reach time.

Bill: "Where's Jimmy gone!?!"

Suzie: "Oh, he spent yesterday making his desk more ergodynamic so he finished his work in half the time today. You'll find him in margaritaville now"

Bill: "That sucks!"

by WheelsonFire November 30, 2011