N equals 1

A criticism of the use of a single anecdote to represent a large group of people, events, etc.

Steve: I watched a guy run 100 m in less than 10 seconds, surely loads of people can do that.
Bob: That was Usain Bolt. N equals 1 bro.

by ThisGuy32764 April 24, 2021

loud equals funny

A universal untruth held only as a truthful doctrine by immature prats with no concept of proper humor.

Okay, next person to say that "loud equals funny" is getting locked in a room full of subwoofers with russian hard-bass playing on loop for 4 hours. We'll see who's laughing then.

by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020

equal-opportunity racist

someone who is racist about every race,sometimes including their own.regardless of the situation

equal-opportunity racist- i hate all niggers,chinks,wetbacks,frenchies,oreos,crackers

i hate you,i hate you, i don't even know you, and i hate ya guts!

by sooooooooul train June 22, 2009

shit plus two equals eight

A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.

While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"

by Barbara J. Green April 26, 2014

equal rights equal fights

"equal rights equal fights" extends the idea of equal rights for both men and women to fighting.

traditionally, an honorable man or boy would not fight or attack a woman or girl; however, "equal rights equal fights" argues that since males and females should civilly be treated equally, a man shouldn't necessarily be expected to hold back from a fight against a woman.

this idea is controversial, since the simple truth is that due to fundamental differences in body composition, the average man will almost always be able to win a fight against the average woman, and even a relatively strong and/or skillful woman may lose against a relatively weak and/or unskilled man. this fact makes the application of "equal rights" not always equivalent to "equal fights," since while the rights of men and women are (ideally) equal, their physical bodies are not.

male who loves pizza: "you stole my pizza. now we must battle to the death."
female pizza thief: "nope, can't hit a girl."
guy: "equal rights equal fights. chivalry is outdated. now, have at you!"
*they fight, unencumbered by societal expectations and traditions*

by obscureharrypottercharacter December 30, 2022

Equalist

An equalist is noble, intelligent wo/man that believes in the equal treatment, but not superiority or inferiority, of all peoples, including genders, races, ethnic groups, etc. Equalists speak the truth, and sometimes the truth's blinding light scorches chauvinists. Watch out, Dick Masterson, the truth of equality will soon burn holes in your soul! Er, ahem... equalists, such as myself, will fight for ALL peoples, men, women, blacks, whites, Catholics, Buddhists, and so forth. Gender-Specific Equalists are INCREDIBLY common, and the astounding number of these people outweigh the sexists by far. Racial-Specific Equalists are a little less common, but more and more are popping up every day, thankfully! Religious-Specific Equalists are almost as common as Gender Equalists, many thanks to you. Take pride in whoever you are becuase it's not your skin, gender, or religion that determine who you are, but your actions!

Sexist person: Oh no!!!! An equalist! They'll bury all my malicious lies with their truths! Save me!!!!

Equalist: Die, sexist fucker!!! (Relax, we won't literally KILL you, we'll just mess you up so bad you'll wish we had.)

by All Powerful Lioness September 20, 2010

equilibrium

What you blame it on.

But I'm innocent, blame it on my equilibrium

by AngelaLanning October 28, 2010