Management is not sure if we are over the hump yet, so they are brining in some coin-operated employees to help with this project.
by JRob January 8, 2010
Get the coin-operated employee mug.Person 1: I’m gonna keep that guy in my basement and work for me
Person 2: isn’t that kidnapping??
Person 1: they will be getting paid
Person 2: that’s still kidnapping
Person 1: I don’t like that word.. I prefer the phrase forced employment
Person 2: isn’t that kidnapping??
Person 1: they will be getting paid
Person 2: that’s still kidnapping
Person 1: I don’t like that word.. I prefer the phrase forced employment
by Nerfking1887 February 8, 2019
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Boy Employees: Drug addict, alcoholic, perverts, unintelligent, useless, desperate, lazy, and needy.
Girl Employees: Drug addict, alcoholic, Prostitutes, unintelligent, useless, desperate, and needy.
Most of the guys would hide in their department drinking or/and abusing drugs. Since there is no cameras, they will get off Scott-Free. Most of the girls are prostitutes. They would do anything for cash.
Boy Employees: Drug addict, alcoholic, perverts, unintelligent, useless, desperate, lazy, and needy.
Girl Employees: Drug addict, alcoholic, Prostitutes, unintelligent, useless, desperate, and needy.
Most of the guys would hide in their department drinking or/and abusing drugs. Since there is no cameras, they will get off Scott-Free. Most of the girls are prostitutes. They would do anything for cash.
Roche Brothers Employee
Boy Employee: Let's go to my van during break and smoke some weed while fucking.
Girl Employee: Sure thing, but it will cost you $20 like usual.
Boy Employee: No Prob.
Boy Employee: Let's go to my van during break and smoke some weed while fucking.
Girl Employee: Sure thing, but it will cost you $20 like usual.
Boy Employee: No Prob.
by Fow Pow April 24, 2017
Get the Roche Brothers Employee mug.The incompetent douche bag you are hired to slave for. This “unit” (meaning durh brain) is the most incompetent employee on the premises. Being unable to get things organised properly, spell, use a cash register, they leave the heavy work to female employees resulting in them scoring upper back strain and putting them into an emotional state of spite and distain. They enjoy blaming others for THEIR mistakes. They are the least popular person in the workplace because of their arsehole behaviour.
Employer to female employee: "Would you be able to move that lounge."
Female Employee thinks: OMG!!!!!
Employer: "Would you be able to put the umbrella up?" (Cafe style umbrella- weights a fuckin' tonne)
If you want it done, do it your fuckin' self!
Female Employee thinks: OMG!!!!!
Employer: "Would you be able to put the umbrella up?" (Cafe style umbrella- weights a fuckin' tonne)
If you want it done, do it your fuckin' self!
by trittrott December 10, 2010
Get the Employer mug.by Thomas Slatin February 22, 2004
Get the employed mug.A sexual maneuver in which a person takes his/her sexual partner to his/her place of employment, fucks him/her vigorously, then takes $50 from the cash register and leaves.
"My girlfriend and I did The Employee Discount last night! We almost got caught, but now I have 50 bucks!"
by Walkwin December 19, 2008
Get the The Employee Discount mug.Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005
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