ekong

Ekong is a name given to A Nigerian boy from Akwa Ibom state. He is an Handsome,caring and thoughtful person. He is a friend that can go any length for his friends, this tends to be an issue for him as he is easily likeable and ends up getting plenty friends that he is bound to go lengths for. He plays football and he is very good defensively. Ekong is usually soft at heart but tries to act all strong on the outside. He is the ladies man but has eyes for only one girl. Once you date an Ekong, you always keep going back even after break up because he is such a sweet boy.

That Guy is such an Ekong, He is so sweet!!!

by Otofio February 3, 2020

Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musk's totally real fullname

Person 1: Yo bro, what's Elon Musk's full name?

Person 2: Elongated Muskrat, I thought you knew that
Dr Kloss: Mr Muskrat- I mean Mr Musk sorry, hehe

by Sayori hangs herself dudes December 15, 2022

Elongated Muskrat

The world's richest autistic retard who loves the letter X way too much.

Person 1: Have you heard of Twitter?
Person 2: Nope, only 𝕏.
Person 1: Don't call it that! You're pleasing the Elongated Muskrat!

by KoopaTrooper5011 August 2, 2023

Emonese

A strange language spoken by emos. not to be confused with emoish which it is very closly related to. the only difference being there is a slightly stonger twang of american accent on emonese.

Emo 1: OMJ those skinny jeans rock
Emo 2: you're soooo right
Emo 1: Nick Jonas wore a pair just like them the other day

Person 1: look at those emos over there they're speaking emonese
Person 2: faggots

by acerjam123 January 1, 2010

emongous

when something is part enormous, part humongous, and part imposter

red is acting real sus, but blue's got an emongous cock

by paradigmleveler May 17, 2021

elongation factors

The measure of attractiveness of a female. A negative number demotes the recoliation of the testicles into the body cavity.

That nasty chick has an elongation factor of minus 4.

by Matt, John, Andrew May 13, 2005

Emographics

Like demographics, emographics explain how many emo kids live in a certain area, or go to a certain school.

"I'm new to this middle school. What are the emographics like here?"

by Em B. March 26, 2008