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eymeric

Eymeric could be defined as a red haired guy…
But what really stands out is the fact that he is indeed a lethal weapon. This special weapon is indeed always stored in his pants. 9mm is indeed lethal
This guy didn’t make me cum for 5 years !
What an Eymeric…
by Aymericguy… November 23, 2021
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The Emeril

"The Emeril" is the latest-and perhaps most frightening-in a long list of legendarily sadistic sexual fetishes such as the Dirty Sanchez or the Donkey Punch

The Emeril:

1) While having sex with your girlfriend, pull out of her and nut in your own hand.

2) Step in front of her, throw the nut on her face and yell.......BAM!!! Kick it up a notch!
Wow, I wanna give that chic The Emeril...give her some pizzaz!!!
by Gozer the Gozerian August 28, 2008
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emeril

descriptive of the act of having doggy styled sex, spitting on the females backside and claiming you've ejaculated, and when she turns around to ejaculated in her face saying "BAM!"
He emerilled taking her completely by surprise, and not only by surprise, but totally, unarmed.
by David Levy February 15, 2005
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ederick

A guy very hot, sexy,afletic,cute,sweet and nice to girls
Girl: is that Ederick he's hot
by Makayla Caldwell September 4, 2016
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emeril chef

the emeril chef is where you are doing a girl from behind. when you are about to cum pull out and spit on her back. mean while finish up in your hand. when she turns around throw the load in her face saying "bam!!". in remeberance of the true eneril chef.
man i heard you gave lisa the old emeril chef last night.
by big dady June 12, 2007
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Emeri

Emeri is the kindest perso. You could meet. She cares about her friends over all. If you hook up with her you will have a great time but if you break her heart your like will become miserable. Don’t hurt her or she will hurt you. If you hurt her friends her evil will haunt you. Don’t make her mad or mess with her or you will get hurt but if you become her friend you will be happy.
Emeri is a godess
by eekstrand November 6, 2017
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The Emeril LaGasse

This is a somewhat complex yet simple move to perform. What you will need:

1. White lab coat with green Emeril E on the front
2. Emeril Essence seasoning
3. Partner who is willing to perform fellatio

To perform this maneuver, first place on the lab coat after the E has been applied. Then while your partner is performing fellatio, as you are about to climax pull in her head and release the goo in her mouth while yelling "BAM!!!". After one has orgasm'd, proceed to say, "Now I'm gonna kick it up a notch." Tell your lady friend to open her mouth then proceed to sprinkle the Emeril Essence seasoning all over your man-juice, while screaming "BAM!!" in the process.

Thus, the Emeril LaGasse
Thomas: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Geoffrey: Well, Cindy was in the kitchen cooking a rack of lamb and I got horny so I gave her "The Emeril LaGasse".

Thomas: Haha, nice.

Geoffrey: Oh yes, I sure did kick it up a notch afterwards when I told her I have herpes.
by Todd Todd September 26, 2009
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