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A german who posseses great wisdom and incredible bounts of sexiness . he also rips his school pants and makes them into shorts on the odd occasion or two. Nonetheless a sexy beast wanted by all and who cannot be accessed by crane because all cranes are too small to deal with his beautiful physical and metaphysical entirety.
Rad: WOW LOOK AT THAT EINSTEIN!
by radical1234 November 8, 2011
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The Crawling Einstein

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A sex position where you cum on a womens hair and frizz her hair so that It's like Einstein then she crawls around with a Popsicle in her ass all while shes on her period
by The sunken destroyer June 20, 2010
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The Einstein is a small gap or crevice in someone's hair. Its a bit like the part of a slot machine where you insert a coin.

The Einstein reveals the shiny, unpleasant forehead, and should always be fixed immediately.
"Ah Jason, I see you have an Einstein going on there."

"You should probably fix that Einstein there champ."
by Zafo May 12, 2014
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A small crevice or gap in someone's fringe. Often an unpleasant looking thing, starts at the side of the forehead.
"Oh look Jason has an Einstein."

"You should really fix that Einstein."
by The Einstein May 12, 2014
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Einstiens

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Refering to reading glasses; originating from the Bay Area, coined by E-40
When I'm not at the spot, I put down my stunnas, and put on my Einstiens.
by Fewkus January 15, 2009
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When one has their fringe pushed to the side, revealing their shiny, greasy forehead.
"Oh hey, look, Josh has an Einstein."

"Get rid of that Einstein."
by vaxo May 12, 2014
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Albert Einstein

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Some really smart dude. He failed math and still became famous, so it is ok to hate math. He came up with this whole e=mc2 thing. His cause of death is unknown, but it is believed that he divided by zero.
"I divided by zero... OH SHI-"

"Albert Einstein failed math, I can too!"
by gravy666 February 11, 2008
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