A german who posseses great wisdom and incredible bounts of sexiness . he also rips his school pants and makes them into shorts on the odd occasion or two. Nonetheless a sexy beast wanted by all and who cannot be accessed by crane because all cranes are too small to deal with his beautiful physical and metaphysical entirety.
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The Einstein is a small gap or crevice in someone's hair. Its a bit like the part of a slot machine where you insert a coin.
The Einstein reveals the shiny, unpleasant forehead, and should always be fixed immediately.
The Einstein reveals the shiny, unpleasant forehead, and should always be fixed immediately.
"Ah Jason, I see you have an Einstein going on there."
"You should probably fix that Einstein there champ."
"You should probably fix that Einstein there champ."
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Get the Einstein mug.Some really smart dude. He failed math and still became famous, so it is ok to hate math. He came up with this whole e=mc2 thing. His cause of death is unknown, but it is believed that he divided by zero.
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