egg

The oval object that birds lay. Some you eat, some you leave to hatch. Also:

Slang for an Ecstacy Tablet.

Something an immature child calls another child as a supposed insult.

1) Matt: You're gay. Jahdon: Shutup you egg.
2) Hey man i'll give you an egg for $35
3) Wow, the chicken just laid an egg!

by [tEG] December 22, 2003

Egg

A person who is white on the outside but yellow (asian) on the inside.

That white girl got a 100 on the calc test?
Yea, she's an egg.

by Eggnumerouno January 24, 2009

eggs

a synonym for testicles, such as fruits, plums, balls, knackers, two veg, orbs, conkers, leftie and righty, the crown jewels, the twins

she sucked the eggs off me

by k.dis May 07, 2006

Egg

A term for the void.

"Whatever you do, do not summon the demon overlords."
"Egg."
"I JUST SAID DON'T DO IT!"

by Cfgygcdgjn November 02, 2018

egg

an obese person whose neck is indistinguishable from the rest of his or her body.

Bethany knew online dating could be risky; her last three suitors all turned out to be eggs. Desirable to some, perhaps, but she was looking for someone a little less rotund.

by tootao May 23, 2011

egg

egg

egg 1: egg?
egg 2: egg.

by nine_balled_schlong August 30, 2020

eggs

Excellent. Also: eggsalad.

Girlfriend: Honey, I just bought you a new xbox 360 for your birthday!
You: EGGS!!
Girlfriend: WTF?
You: Oh yeah, sorry. Thank you so much, this is excellent.

by Sean Boots September 26, 2006