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An earthquake that occurs on Valentines Day due to many people having sex at one time. The earth's rotation is initially affected, then the earth's tectonic plates become destabilized. It is at this point that tremors ensue. Of note, areas that are known for people that "Pour the Coal" when having sex are most at risk for earthquakes of this nature.
Man, I was poring the coal and Valentines Day so hard that a 4.4 Valentine's Day Earthquake happened!
by Flightnursejim February 15, 2014
Get the Valentine's Day Earthquake mug.When a woman in Alaska thrashes about the bed having multiple orgasms prompted by her Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator. Always involves loud moaning, or perhaps a biting of a pillow if the kids are home and not asleep. It feels as though the earth moves uncontrollably.
Karen keeps bragging about her newly discovered love for Alaskan earthquakes. She says the Earth moves for about thirty seconds, followed by lots of intense aftershocks.
by Earthquake_Lover August 21, 2009
Get the Alaskan earthquake mug.When the number of stumbling drunk people has surpassed a threshold that gives the sitting spectator the impression that an earthquake is occurring.
Holy shit it looks like we are in the midst of a drunken earthquake!
Wow, look at all these sloppy drunks, this drunken earthquake is off the charts!
Last night was crazy people were falling over in a drunken earthquake.
Wow, look at all these sloppy drunks, this drunken earthquake is off the charts!
Last night was crazy people were falling over in a drunken earthquake.
by vtkid December 10, 2009
Get the drunken earthquake mug.The act of standing with legs shoulder width apart, knees bent slightly, arms relaxed at sides and proceeding to shake rapidly but ever so slightly. Usually performed in locker rooms, while wearing only boxers.
If looking to perform the act, one should do so to the theme from cell phone 'tetris'.
Made famous by Ben Tumin, of ten minute striker fame.
If looking to perform the act, one should do so to the theme from cell phone 'tetris'.
Made famous by Ben Tumin, of ten minute striker fame.
(Tumin shakes his whole body hilariously, wearing close to nothing)
Jake: (Laughing) "What was that?"
Tumin: "Tuminator Earthquake."
Jake: (Laughing) "What was that?"
Tumin: "Tuminator Earthquake."
by J City November 14, 2007
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