getting earped

verb(v) This action originated from a mud skipper. It usually occurs when you are called out on something, that the person doing the blasting has no idea what he is talking about. You are then left standing there jaw dropped, completely, and utterly confused on what just happened to you.

Dude, did you hear about hamiton have to stand gate guard? He is getting earped big time

by jermdogg October 20, 2008

one eared dog

A loser with no social skills , an underachiever that,s going nowhere. a person thats so fucked up there is no help now or ever.A person even the best talking doctor can,t help.

Rich dragged another one eared dog to the party last week.

by rexcars May 27, 2009

earnestine

Greedy;will eat all your damn food
Different; Crazy, Nice;kind

Your being a earnestine right now eating me out a house and home

by lopp5 December 1, 2013

floppy eared sailor

The man and or woman (this day in time) that is consumed by a female's abnormally large labia majora that has a pungent smell of wide mouth sea bass associated with it.

Dude that girl was smoking last night did you get some? Uh yeah but now I'm a floppy eared sailor.

by GDUN August 14, 2007

earnemies

1. What one calls iPod headphones when they won't fit or stay in your ears.
2. The opposite of earbuds.

I tried to listen to my iPod while I was jogging, but my earnemies kept popping out.

by trixietricycle October 26, 2008

Mrs. Earner

She is the dead George Washington. Old AF, and always wears boys clothes

Wow, that Mrs. Earner is so ugly

by Ianthebest6040234 October 5, 2017

Eared

Good way having sex with ur girlfriend by putting ur ear in her vagina

1.Oh my god DAVE i eared me girlfriend today it felt good for her MY EAR WAS ALL WET!

by MigueI December 3, 2007